This seems right for any Newcastle United supporter, strangely...
DMV Employees
Circle I Limbo
General asshats
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind
The New York Yankees
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow
Oakland Raider Fans
Circle IV Rolling Weights
Stupid n00bs
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled
River Styx
Arsenal
Circle VI Buried for Eternity
River Phlegyas
Saddam Hussein
Circle VII Burning Sands
Osama bin Laden
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement
Fat Freddy Shepherd
Circle IX Frozen in Ice
Design your own hell