[Screen turns on to show a skinny boy with long black bangs hiding most of his eyes sitting in a dark, cramped place with a dim lamp of sorts providing dramatic lighting. He's apparently balanced the communicator on a box or something, as his arms can just barely be seen wrapped around his knees, which are drawn up to his chest. He looks like he's
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Oh I swear to fuck...I ought to shove her in that closet with you.
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Oh hell. Why not? [Ruby grabs her actor's upper arm and starts dragging her toward Sam's room]
We'll be there in a minute. Open up when I knock and she's all yours.
[Maybe they'd kill each other]
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[Actually, I predict lots of weeping in each other's arms as they angst about how unfair their lives are, followed perhaps by really unseemly, nauseating guilt!sex. So it's canon!]
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[Ruby drags her actor into Sam's room and knocks hard and annoyed on the closet door]
I've got you own personal giant bottle of Advil here, Sam. Open up.
[Good point. You're probably closer to the truth. ilysm. It's totally canon]
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Are you really going to take away the pain? You weren't lying, like everyone else?
... do I really want to know?
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[Ruby smacks her actor in the back of the head hard.]
Keep using my lines, Bitch. I will end you.
[She shoves her actor in the closet and slams the door before turning to Sam, her arms crossing over her chest.]
I'm making both of our lives easier.
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You're... locking a needy and semi-vampiric actress in a dark closet with a lonely, moping actor. You do realize that if they don't kill one another off, they run the risk of breeding, right?
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Survival of the fittest. No way their kid is making it past its eighteenth birthday even if they did breed. Hell, no way it's making it past it's tenth birthday.
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Oh God, they're probably pawing at one another in there. Or crying in each other's arms. I feel dirty.
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At least they're not out here crying or pawing and they're both quiet.
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I don't think I'm ever wearing any of the shirts in that closet again. There goes the majority of my wardrobe.
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Okay, eww. I can't say I blame you. Darn...you'll just have to go naked.
[She gives him a cat-ate-the-canary grin]
Kidding, Puppy, we can probably get some things at the vendors...or maybe the closet will feel sorry for you and give you new things.
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That sounds more like Dean's solution to the problem. Well that, and figuring out some way to record and broadcast whatever unholy alliance is going on in there to the entire mansion.
[He shudders when he hears his actor crying again.]
For God's sake, I don't cry like that! I hope you accidentally step on your stupid burger.
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