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Imagine my surprise this afternoon when I discovered that a bubotuber somehow found its way into my satchel. How utterly perplexing. I managed to spare myself from any damage, though I'm going to have to get some new supplies. Unless anyone knows a spell that will cleanse bubotuber pus from the inside of a satchel.
Honestly, I would have thought this kind of harrassment would have ended once I took up the mantle of professor. Then again, considering who my prime suspect is, I shouldn't be too surprised.