let's see how far we've come

[calmdownharuhi]

'It's sad how quickly I've actually gotten used to this routine. I keep thinking that at the very least, this girl would simply forget that she had ever come to this clubroom and I'd wind up seeing the different girl with glasses reading

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[heykyonheykyon]

[As I pull away from the keyboard to remind you this is going to be terrible, Haruhi's already in Kyon's face, hands on her hips.]

Geez what took you so long?! You sure took your sweet time coming in!

[calmdownharuhi]

'I'm still five minutes early. Exactly how fast am I supposed to get here?'

Yeah yeah. There was something else I had to take care of. [He takes a moment to attempt glancing at the room behind her, trying to evade her glare.]

[heykyonheykyon]

[She is skillfully angling herself so you are forced to look at her, Kyon.]

Well hurry up and get to work! Time is wasting!

[calmdownharuhi]

[Yeah, she's rather good at that, actually.]

Right. Can I get inside first?

[heykyonheykyon]

What kind of question is that? [A Wild Haruhi blocks your path, you must find a way around it to proceed.]

[calmdownharuhi]

[Unfortunately as Kyon has yet to find the Pokeflute, he'll have to improvise.]

It's hard to do my... whatever I'm supposed to be doing, from the doorway.

[heykyonheykyon]

Then get inside! The computer can wait forever but I cant! [Can you squeeze through that tiny crack there.]

[calmdownharuhi]

[He doesn't think he has much of a choice, so he just goes ahead and tries to. It's not his fault that he's tall and that Haruhi's pushy.]

[heykyonheykyon]

[How're those thighs Kyon. Haruhi's hands return to her hips as she follows Kyon over to the computer.]

Right! So I had a whole bunch of ideas! [Insert ideas here being blabbed at a breakneck speed.]

[calmdownharuhi]

[Oh, being in between them? Trust me, he's not enjoying it at all.] [Kyon's hand meets his cheek as he already feels a headache coming on. If he let her, she'd ramble on all day. He even stopped paying attention to just glance around the room.

It was strange, now that he thought about it. Asahina-san, Koizumi, even the perpetually present Nagato. Where were they? They left him here to babysit this girl?]

[heykyonheykyon]

[You silly boys and your lies.] [Haruhi was more focused on the task at hand, and since poor Kyon was left to die babysit god, he was in for long hours of work work wark.]

...--it's great, right?! I stayed up all night thinking about it!

[calmdownharuhi]

[No answer. He was too busy wondering why everyone had left him there to even hear that Haruhi had stopped talking. There was no way he was going to get through the day without Asahina-san's tea.]

[heykyonheykyon]

...hey Kyon! KYON!!

[calmdownharuhi]

Huh? Wha-- [His head snaps right back out, as if he had been woken up. Sure enough, he hadn't been. Everyone was still gone, and he was staring at a very unpleased Haruhi Suzumiya.] What?

[heykyonheykyon]

You weren't even paying attention!!

[calmdownharuhi]

[Whoever could pay attention to all of that was probably a better man than he was, at least.]

Was I supposed to be writing these down?