A Loser on a Throne
Welcome to the kingdom of Bathroom. It is located through the cluttered valleys of Bedroomland and conveniently located beside the waterfalls of Shower and the lake of Sink.
The kingdom of Bathroom is ruled over by a ridiculous loser, whose castle is located on a hill with shaped much like a toilet, its blue porcelain losing its shine, and it is called the "Throne".
I am this ridiculous loser, who is sitting on the Throne -- not doing business, mind you! -- for no particular reason, typing this down.
Right now.
Yeah.
So that's all i wanted to say today,.
The kingdom of Bathroom is ruled over by a ridiculous loser, whose castle is located on a hill with shaped much like a toilet, its blue porcelain losing its shine, and it is called the "Throne".
I am this ridiculous loser, who is sitting on the Throne -- not doing business, mind you! -- for no particular reason, typing this down.
Right now.
Yeah.
So that's all i wanted to say today,.