To My New "Friends"
Because the majority of you are friends with this vox_diabolica fellow, I'm assuming that you all added me as a friend as part of some childish scheme concocted by him. Naturally, the purpose of this prank is to perturb Stephen (essius). It's a rather pathetic and petty excuse for a joke, really, but I suppose voxy thought that he'd get a little chuckle out of it. No, it's not that I think so little of [myself] that I believe that people would add me as a friend just to annoy Stephen. I just find it rather suspicious that you all added me around the same time. I do believe that dear voxy decided to make a filtered entry in which he instructed you all to friend me. Instead of doing anything at all to Stephen, you have only slightly irritated me. I understand that many of you probably don't like Stephen because you find him annoying, but I would greatly appreciate if you all did not use me as a channel to vent your frustrations with Stephen. Also, I would suggest that you come up with a better joke. So, if you friended me simply because you were following the instructions of your dear friend, I am asking you to please take me off as a friend. Thanks for your time. Have a good night!
