One of the current patients is Ray Stantz, who got brought in last night after three weeks of really bad wilderness experience. Ray was- and this is putting it nicely- once cited by his Scoutmaster as being the single worst Boy Scout in the history of Scouting, and he didn't get any better as an adult.
In purely medical terms, we're looking at a case of Giardia, a broken ankle, two and a half weeks of eating the equivalent of the Atkins Diet (i.e., almost exclusively meat), and more than a few cuts and lacerations here and there. At least he's already been injected with an anti-helminthic from the United Federation of Planets, so that's taken care of.
"Oh, good," Ray says. "I'm gonna be able to kick someone's knees out from under him with that foot again, right? Because I really want a crack at the guy who got me into this situation in the first place."
"Oh, so you don't have access to that bone-knitting machine Naraht mentioned, then? Okay, I can deal with that," Ray says. "It's still way better than nothing."
A Man in Black comes strolling in through the infirmary doors, scopes out the space, and lights on a familiar face. By the time he's up to the bed, he's got a smile on his face and a hand outstretched.
"Had us worried there, Chief. How're you feeling?"
Ray looks up- he's reading Andrew Wells' copy of The Nine Billion Names of God by Arthur C. Clarke- and grins. "Better than I was this time yesterday," he says, reaching over to shake the hand. "The doctors here know their stuff. Hi, K. Sorry I couldn't make it back earlier, but the stupid door didn't work."
In purely medical terms, we're looking at a case of Giardia, a broken ankle, two and a half weeks of eating the equivalent of the Atkins Diet (i.e., almost exclusively meat), and more than a few cuts and lacerations here and there. At least he's already been injected with an anti-helminthic from the United Federation of Planets, so that's taken care of.
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"Had us worried there, Chief. How're you feeling?"
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