Seventh Inning
Top of the Inning
Pitching: Arnold
At Bat: Sari, Raguel, and Gaeta
On the Field: The Enigmas (Castiel's Team)
Bottom of the Inning
Pitching: Gaeta
At Bat: Father Mulcahy, Edward, Teja, and Arnold
On the Field: The Paradoxes (Carlisle's Team)
Pitching: Arnold
At Bat: Sari, Raguel, and Gaeta
On the Field: The Enigmas (Castiel's Team)
Bottom of the Inning
Pitching: Gaeta
At Bat: Father Mulcahy, Edward, Teja, and Arnold
On the Field: The Paradoxes (Carlisle's Team)
A door appeared and showed us the way
Safe now from Wonka here at Milliways
And this is where we're always gonna stay!
The Loompas all pause, raising their fists to the sky and together counting:
Two! Three! Four!
Before continuing on their highly choreographed infield clean up.
Loompas, Mike the Barman shouted
You're not here to screw around.
Mill'ways you know we love you madly
Watch the bar rock to our sound
Don't blame us if we dare rebuff you
You know we couldn't live without you
Mill'ways you are the only only only
Four of the five fall silent, as Leader's voice once again becomes the sole singing voice on the field. How body so small can house a voice so loud and full of gravel is anyone's guess.
Doctor Jones showed up in the town one day
We still maintain he snuck inside.
Everything stops, and the Loompas all turn to look at each other, as if to check that this is indeed the version of the story they've all agreed on. One by one each orange and green head nods its approval, and it's back to singing for them.
Two turtles led the charge to get him back
Stormed the jail and freed us in one stride.
The sell-out Loompas failed to put up a fight
Mill'ways Barman could do no wrong!
Safe from the deep, back to the bar where
We'll always sing their vict'ry song!
Two! Three! Four!
Loompas, Mike the Barman shouted
You're not here to screw around.
Mill'ways you know we love you madly
See the bar rock to our sound
Don't blame us if we dare rebuff you
You know we couldn't live without you
Mill'ways you are the only only only
The sell-out Loompas failed to put up a fight
Mill'ways Barman could do no wrong!
Safe from the deep, back to the bar where
We'll always sing their victory song!
Two! Three! Four!
Loompas, Mike the Barman shouted
You're not here to screw around.
Mill'ways you know we love you madly
See the bar rock to our sound
Don't blame us if we dare rebuff you
You know we couldn't live without you
Mill'ways you are the only only only
Don't blame us if we dare rebuff you
You know we couldn't live without you
Mill'ways you are the only only only
Don't blame us if we dare rebuff you
You know we couldn't live without you
Mill'ways you are the only only only
The organized chaos continues until all that's left is the mournful, yet punky, sound of bagpipes is all that remains of the musical accompaniment.
Task completed, the Loompa leave the field as suddenly as they'd appeared.
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And with the Seventh Inning Stretch over, it's time for Edward Cullen to return to the plate.
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