Weyland's easy. He's got his hands in his pockets, and whatever hero comes after him is getting very thoroughly deaded and then chopped up and repurposed into something more useful.
Skadi's got one of her mother's Apples of Youth. She scoffs at the idea of saving the world--it goes against what she's been trying to do for ages, after all--so she just eats her apple and dares anybody to try to mess with her. Yeah, she doesn't play well with others either.
Tony's got his copy of Chicken Soup for the Criminal Genius Soul, which he consults and obeys. It hasn't steered him wrong yet. ...much
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Same applies to all my wizardly pups as well, ngl.
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And he's got some "diet pills" in his pockets, which he'll swallow, and then not do anything else.
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Edie doesn't have or need pockets. She's got Tino, and her bare hands.
Cleo...has Antony and slaves to deal with shit. Oh, and asps.
Ivy has handcuffs, and her ability to beat down.
Penny...can save the world with LOVE!
Beetle some how manages, with crap like gum, to save his world.
Denna has her Agiel, and the power that's already inside her. She really...just yeah, doesn't need pockets.
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Skadi's got one of her mother's Apples of Youth. She scoffs at the idea of saving the world--it goes against what she's been trying to do for ages, after all--so she just eats her apple and dares anybody to try to mess with her. Yeah, she doesn't play well with others either.
Tony's got his copy of Chicken Soup for the Criminal Genius Soul, which he consults and obeys. It hasn't steered him wrong yet. ...much ( ... )
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