[Today there's a new voice feed popping up on PokéConnect! A voice that sounds
remarkably like Steve Urkel if he wasn't a nerd.]
Aw, man! How's this thing even work? C'mon, ain't ya gonna say somethin'? Show me some weirdo map or diagram?
[Shake, shake shake, click. It switches to video, displaying lovely shot of a disgruntled teen with spiky,
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[Smug, smug... Very smug.]
But how do you know Tails? He's barely ever left Knothole, and whenever he did, I was right behind him.
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[Meaning he's never heard a hedgehog with that voice, well former hedgehog anyway.]
He helped me save Morning land with Sonic and Knuckles!
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[...Morning land? Knuckles? Wait a minute!]
Hold it! I'm Sonic, and I've sure never heard of "Morning Land" before. Never met anyone named Knuckles, either.
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Huh? You don’t sound like the Sonic I know. If you are Sonic then you'd know Knuckles.
[pure confusion is now written on his face.]
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[This is Sonic's ego talking.]
I've been all over Mobius and met a bunch of other Freedom Fighters, but none of 'em were named Knuckles. Maybe you've got the wrong hedgehog!
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[Sorry Sonic that ego is about to take a bruising]
I'm pretty sure Sonic wouldn't forget an echidna like Knuckles since they seem like rivals. Plus he fights against Dr.Eggman not a Robuttnik.
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[Echidna? Bluh...]
I don't even know what an Echidna is, man. The closest thing I've got to a rival's Ant, and he's one mondo coward.
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Knuckles isn't a coward he's really strong with spikes on his hands.
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And trust me, this Knuckles guy might not be a coward, but Ant's a total scardey cat.
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[loud gasp]YOU MUST BE SONIC's YOUNGER BROTHER, SONIC JR!!!
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Or it just means I'm a different Sonic. I don't know how it's possible, but it's the only way all that stuff you said could be true. And you sound pretty convinced.
[But all this is doing is giving him a mondo headache.]
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That's so cool, there are two Sonics. Well Other Sonic, nice to meet you I'm Billy! [He gives a goofy grin and a thumbs up.]
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Oh hey what egg-pokémon did you get? [He was about to say egg-animal, but he had already been corrected about that.]
It's probably something really fast or blue or spiky!!
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[Yooooowl! Shriek. His Sneasel's trying to direct the attention to himself. 'sup?]
This guy.
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