01 - voice -> video//action for New Bark Town;

[waypastcool]

[Today there's a new voice feed popping up on PokéConnect! A voice that sounds remarkably like Steve Urkel if he wasn't a nerd.]

Aw, man! How's this thing even work? C'mon, ain't ya gonna say somethin'? Show me some weirdo map or diagram?

[Shake, shake shake, click. It switches to video, displaying lovely shot of a disgruntled teen with spiky,

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[Video]

[rooster_shout]

Hey Mister, I know a Tails but I haven’t seen him around here. Where you really a hedgehog before you got here? [He was excited maybe this guy knew Sonic.]

[Video]

[waypastcool]

Not just a hedgehog, kid! I'm the coolest hedgehog on the face of Mobius.

[Smug, smug... Very smug.]

But how do you know Tails? He's barely ever left Knothole, and whenever he did, I was right behind him.

[Video]

[rooster_shout]

What's a Mobius? I don't think I've ever heard about you before mister.

[Meaning he's never heard a hedgehog with that voice, well former hedgehog anyway.]

He helped me save Morning land with Sonic and Knuckles!

[Video]

[waypastcool]

Mobius is a way cool planet-- or it was, until Robuttnik polluted the place. Me and the Freedom Fighters spent years fightin' his SWATbots and taking out his factories. And trust me, it was no picnic.

[...Morning land? Knuckles? Wait a minute!]

Hold it! I'm Sonic, and I've sure never heard of "Morning Land" before. Never met anyone named Knuckles, either.

[Video]Prefect Icon to use. XD

[rooster_shout]

That’s terrible, I hope you get rid of that Robuttnik, he sound just as bad as Dark Raven. [He might be even worse, at least Dark Raven didn't go around polluting places.]

Huh? You don’t sound like the Sonic I know. If you are Sonic then you'd know Knuckles.

[pure confusion is now written on his face.]

[Video]

[waypastcool]

No, I'm Sonic alright. I'm as fast as they come, and totally blue! I'm cooler than ice and hotter than fire!

[This is Sonic's ego talking.]

I've been all over Mobius and met a bunch of other Freedom Fighters, but none of 'em were named Knuckles. Maybe you've got the wrong hedgehog!

[Video]

[rooster_shout]

Well the Sonic I know is fast and blue too.

[Sorry Sonic that ego is about to take a bruising]

I'm pretty sure Sonic wouldn't forget an echidna like Knuckles since they seem like rivals. Plus he fights against Dr.Eggman not a Robuttnik.

[Video]

[waypastcool]

Well, Robotnik does kinda look like an egg, but I think I'll stick to calling him 'Buttnik. It's way more insulting.

[Echidna? Bluh...]

I don't even know what an Echidna is, man. The closest thing I've got to a rival's Ant, and he's one mondo coward.

[Video]

[rooster_shout]

An Enchidna sort of like a hedgehog except they're red and have long quills hanging from their heads. [At least the one he knows did]

Knuckles isn't a coward he's really strong with spikes on his hands.

[Video]

[waypastcool]

Yep, definitely never seen one of those before.

And trust me, this Knuckles guy might not be a coward, but Ant's a total scardey cat.

[Video]

[rooster_shout]

[Billy had dilemma this guy said he was sonic, he kinda acted like him, and he is the same blue color. The ten year old then came to brilliant deduction that only someone of his depth could come up with.]

[loud gasp]YOU MUST BE SONIC's YOUNGER BROTHER, SONIC JR!!!

[Video]

[waypastcool]

[...Oh, brother. Facepalm is go.]

Or it just means I'm a different Sonic. I don't know how it's possible, but it's the only way all that stuff you said could be true. And you sound pretty convinced.

[But all this is doing is giving him a mondo headache.]

[Video]

[rooster_shout]

Oh that makes sense too. [He nods in agreement. Before his eyes sparkle begin to sparkle in excited]

That's so cool, there are two Sonics. Well Other Sonic, nice to meet you I'm Billy! [He gives a goofy grin and a thumbs up.]

[Video]

[waypastcool]

You too, Billy. And sorry about the mix-up.

[Video]

[rooster_shout]

It's no problem Sonic!

Oh hey what egg-pokémon did you get? [He was about to say egg-animal, but he had already been corrected about that.]

It's probably something really fast or blue or spiky!!

[Video]

[waypastcool]

I got a--

[Yooooowl! Shriek. His Sneasel's trying to direct the attention to himself. 'sup?]

This guy.