I had to post this, because.. someone stole Rey's purse. For some reason the idea of that just kills me.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In October I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Monday I bought porn for
classprotector (-10 points). Last Wednesday I pushed
wrongsweater in the mud (-17 points). Last Sunday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole
reyflection's purse (30 points).
Overall, I've been nice (16 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!
Sincerely,
wayhotkunoichi