Invest and Protect

Oct 09, 2008 16:37

Yes, work has unblocked livejournal again!

And to celebrate here's a little investment advice for our dropping times...

"If you had purchased $1,000 of AIG stock one year ago, you would have $42 left.

With Lehman, you would have $6.60 left.

With Fannie or Freddie, you would have less than $5 left.

But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the
beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have
had $214.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and
recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg....."

jokes, humor

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