Re: Damn comment lengthcrolackJuly 19 2005, 20:39:26 UTC
You sip your coffee. A cool breeze slips through your mind. George says, 'Greetings, Tom. Are your eggs still cold?' You say, 'yes' George begins to cast a spell. Scrambled eggs burst into flame. George says, 'Take care' Michelle says, 'Ack, I don't feel so well' Michelle begins to cast a spell. Alka-Seltzer staggers. Michelle staggers. Michelle beams a smile at Alka-Seltzer. Michelle says, 'Ahhh, I feel much better now...' Denny's waiter says 'Here, let me clear that away for you.' You say, 'Hey, wait, that's my food, I'm not done yet....' You shout, 'Hey, this waiter took my food' Corey shouts, 'Yep, they do that sometimes if you let your food sit there' You say, 'Hail Denny's waiter' Denny's waiter says 'Hello there, Tom, how can I help you?' You say, 'Check please' Denny's waiter says 'Okay, here you go.' You gain experience! You say, 'Hail Denny's cashier' Denny's cashier says 'Hello there, would you like to pay your [check]?' You say, 'Yes I want to pay my check' You say, 'what about my check' Denny's cashier says 'You must give me the check before I can reveal more to you.' Denny's cashier says 'Ah, excellent! Would you like to know your [total]?' You gain experience! Your faction standing with Denny's Cashiers got better You say, 'what is my total' Denny's cashier says 'Your total is 6 gold, 7 silver, 9 copper. Will you be paying with a [MasterCard]?' You say, 'yes I will use a mastercard' Denny's cashier says 'Unfortunately your MasterCard is over-limit. Would you prefer to pay with [cash]?' Your faction standing with MasterCard got worse Your faction standing with Cheesy-Ass High-Interest-Rate Credit Card Companies got better You say, 'yes I will pay with cash' Denny's cashier says 'Your total is 6 gold, 7 silver, 9 copper then.' You gain experience! You receive 2 silver. You receive 1 copper. Denny's waiter says 'You have stiffed me on my tip for the last time!' Denny's waiter crushes YOU for 217 points of damage! Denny's waiter crushes YOU for 204 points of damage! Denny's waiter hits YOU for 226 points of damage! Denny's waiter tries to hit YOU, but misses! Denny's waiter bashes YOU for 74 points of damage! You are stunned. Denny's waiter crushes YOU for 189 points of damage! You are bleeding to death! Denny's waiter crushes YOU for 221 points of damage! You have been slain by Denny's waiter! You are no longer stunned. LOADING, PLEASE WAIT... You have entered Verant. You shout, 'Can I get a SoW? My corpse is all the way over in Denny's' Karen shouts, 'Haha u sux3r'
A cool breeze slips through your mind.
George says, 'Greetings, Tom. Are your eggs still cold?'
You say, 'yes'
George begins to cast a spell.
Scrambled eggs burst into flame.
George says, 'Take care'
Michelle says, 'Ack, I don't feel so well'
Michelle begins to cast a spell.
Alka-Seltzer staggers.
Michelle staggers.
Michelle beams a smile at Alka-Seltzer.
Michelle says, 'Ahhh, I feel much better now...'
Denny's waiter says 'Here, let me clear that away for you.'
You say, 'Hey, wait, that's my food, I'm not done yet....'
You shout, 'Hey, this waiter took my food'
Corey shouts, 'Yep, they do that sometimes if you let your food sit there'
You say, 'Hail Denny's waiter'
Denny's waiter says 'Hello there, Tom, how can I help you?'
You say, 'Check please'
Denny's waiter says 'Okay, here you go.'
You gain experience!
You say, 'Hail Denny's cashier'
Denny's cashier says 'Hello there, would you like to pay your [check]?'
You say, 'Yes I want to pay my check'
You say, 'what about my check'
Denny's cashier says 'You must give me the check before I can reveal more to you.'
Denny's cashier says 'Ah, excellent! Would you like to know your [total]?'
You gain experience!
Your faction standing with Denny's Cashiers got better
You say, 'what is my total'
Denny's cashier says 'Your total is 6 gold, 7 silver, 9 copper. Will you be paying with a [MasterCard]?'
You say, 'yes I will use a mastercard'
Denny's cashier says 'Unfortunately your MasterCard is over-limit. Would you prefer to pay with [cash]?'
Your faction standing with MasterCard got worse
Your faction standing with Cheesy-Ass High-Interest-Rate Credit Card Companies got better
You say, 'yes I will pay with cash'
Denny's cashier says 'Your total is 6 gold, 7 silver, 9 copper then.'
You gain experience!
You receive 2 silver.
You receive 1 copper.
Denny's waiter says 'You have stiffed me on my tip for the last time!'
Denny's waiter crushes YOU for 217 points of damage!
Denny's waiter crushes YOU for 204 points of damage!
Denny's waiter hits YOU for 226 points of damage!
Denny's waiter tries to hit YOU, but misses!
Denny's waiter bashes YOU for 74 points of damage!
You are stunned.
Denny's waiter crushes YOU for 189 points of damage!
You are bleeding to death!
Denny's waiter crushes YOU for 221 points of damage!
You have been slain by Denny's waiter!
You are no longer stunned.
LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...
You have entered Verant.
You shout, 'Can I get a SoW? My corpse is all the way over in Denny's'
Karen shouts, 'Haha u sux3r'
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