Help Desk Humor
This is an actual call that I got this morning.
Me: How can I help you?
User: I am getting a lot of emails in with porn in them and my supervisor told me to call you to help get rid of those.
Me: I can remote control your pc and help with setting up something that will get rid of them.
User: Good. I have the porn emails on my secreen so you can read them.
Me: Ummm...well, I really don't need to read them.
User: I don't mean read the emails, but you can look at them.
Me: I will remote control your pc and see what I can do about them. Muahahahahaha!!!!
Me: How can I help you?
User: I am getting a lot of emails in with porn in them and my supervisor told me to call you to help get rid of those.
Me: I can remote control your pc and help with setting up something that will get rid of them.
User: Good. I have the porn emails on my secreen so you can read them.
Me: Ummm...well, I really don't need to read them.
User: I don't mean read the emails, but you can look at them.
Me: I will remote control your pc and see what I can do about them.