"I am the Jam! I don't know why anyone wouldn't want to butter their bread with me!?!"
Lisa had the best line of the premiere. I love it! And if I had said it myself, it would be even more true. because seriously "The Jam!" That's my name! It works!
America's Next Top Model is the Jam. Tyra is the Jam. Replaying when Models trip on the runway is the Jam.
Nip/Tuck is the Jam. Random gratuitous threesomes are the Jam. cable television is the Jam.
Ms. LePell is the Jam for saying yes when I asked her to write me a college rec this week.
Ms. Mullany is the Jam for being so cool to chat with at lunch.
Kevin is the Jam for reminding me I'm being crazy when I really am.
Things that are Not the Jam:
- my first B on a test since middle school. AP Calculus Does not feel good.
- Me being an idiot stupidface and forgetting to bring my homework to school AGAIN!, losing out on 2 CRITICAL points in AP Calculus.
- The nasty taste of phlegm in the back of my mouth right now.
- Poor Matty being all sick
- SAT class tomorrow and two weeks until the SATs. shit.
I've used "the Jam" twelve times in this entry. Cool.
God I'm glad it's Friday.