Set free the years of repression....
Well folks. It's been a while, but thats cause I've been busy.
Be it deep in thought, or getting things done, I just haven't had the time. So...I think I'm gonna let free some repression right now. Let's just hope your ready.
Incarcerating cage of pretentious, the schizophrenic dwarf with the wart is humping my leg at mach 4.
I can believe things that are true and I can believe things that arent true and I can believe things where nobody knows if they're true or not. I can believe in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny and Marilyn Monroe and the Beatles and Elvis and Mister Ed. Listen. I believe that people are perfectible, that knowledge is infinite, that the world is run by secret banking cartels and is visited by aliens on a regular basis, nice ones that look like wrinkledy lemurs and bad ones who mutilate cattle and want our water and our women. I believe that the future sucks and I believe that the future rocks and I believe that one day White Buffalo Woman is going to come back and kick everyones ass. I believe that all men are just overgrown boys with deep problems communicating and that the decline in good sex in America is coincident with the decline in
drive-in movie theaters from state to state. I believe that all politicians are unprincipled crooks and I believe that they are better than the alternative. I believe that California is going to sink into the sea when the big one comes, while Florida is going to dissolve into madness and alligators and toxic waste. I believe that antibacterial soap is destroying out resistance to dirt and disease so that one day well all be wiped out by the common cold like the Martians in War of the Worlds. I believe that the greatest poets of the last century were Edith Sitwell and Don Marquis, that jade is dried dragon sperm, and that thousands of years ago in a former life I was a one armed Siberian shaman. I believe that mankinds destiny lies in the stars, I believe that candy really did taste better when I was a kid, that its aerodynamically impossible for a bumblebee to fly, that light is a wave and a particle, that theres a cat in a box somewhere whos alive and dead at the same time (although if they dont ever open the box to feed it it'll eventually just be different kinds of dead), and that there are stars in the universe billions of years older than the universe itself. I believe in a personal god who cares about me and worries and oversees everything I do. I believe in an impersonal god who set the universe in motion and went off to have sex with her/his/it's girlfriends and doesnt even know that I'm alive. I believe in and empty and godless universe of casual chaos, background noise, and sheer blind luck. I believe that anyone who says that sex is overrated just hasnt done it properly. I believe that anyone who claims to know whats going on will lie about the little things too. I believe in absolute honesty and sensible social lies. I believe in a womans right to choose, a babys right to live, that while all human life is sacred theres nothing wrong with the death penalty if you can trust the legal system implicitly, and that noone but a moron would ever trust the legal system. I believe that life is a game, that life is a cruel joke, and that life is happiness when youre alive and that you might as well lie back and enjoy it.
Word? fuckin word. Whaaatever. Ah do. What. Ah want. And no, I'm not spurting Jack Daniels or on E or crystal methe or whatever you bastards inhale/inject/shoot up your ass nowadays. Anyone complains about any of this, and i'll anal-ize your gluteus maximus until it hurts.
Cant touch.
Nuff said.
Be it deep in thought, or getting things done, I just haven't had the time. So...I think I'm gonna let free some repression right now. Let's just hope your ready.
Incarcerating cage of pretentious, the schizophrenic dwarf with the wart is humping my leg at mach 4.
I can believe things that are true and I can believe things that arent true and I can believe things where nobody knows if they're true or not. I can believe in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny and Marilyn Monroe and the Beatles and Elvis and Mister Ed. Listen. I believe that people are perfectible, that knowledge is infinite, that the world is run by secret banking cartels and is visited by aliens on a regular basis, nice ones that look like wrinkledy lemurs and bad ones who mutilate cattle and want our water and our women. I believe that the future sucks and I believe that the future rocks and I believe that one day White Buffalo Woman is going to come back and kick everyones ass. I believe that all men are just overgrown boys with deep problems communicating and that the decline in good sex in America is coincident with the decline in
drive-in movie theaters from state to state. I believe that all politicians are unprincipled crooks and I believe that they are better than the alternative. I believe that California is going to sink into the sea when the big one comes, while Florida is going to dissolve into madness and alligators and toxic waste. I believe that antibacterial soap is destroying out resistance to dirt and disease so that one day well all be wiped out by the common cold like the Martians in War of the Worlds. I believe that the greatest poets of the last century were Edith Sitwell and Don Marquis, that jade is dried dragon sperm, and that thousands of years ago in a former life I was a one armed Siberian shaman. I believe that mankinds destiny lies in the stars, I believe that candy really did taste better when I was a kid, that its aerodynamically impossible for a bumblebee to fly, that light is a wave and a particle, that theres a cat in a box somewhere whos alive and dead at the same time (although if they dont ever open the box to feed it it'll eventually just be different kinds of dead), and that there are stars in the universe billions of years older than the universe itself. I believe in a personal god who cares about me and worries and oversees everything I do. I believe in an impersonal god who set the universe in motion and went off to have sex with her/his/it's girlfriends and doesnt even know that I'm alive. I believe in and empty and godless universe of casual chaos, background noise, and sheer blind luck. I believe that anyone who says that sex is overrated just hasnt done it properly. I believe that anyone who claims to know whats going on will lie about the little things too. I believe in absolute honesty and sensible social lies. I believe in a womans right to choose, a babys right to live, that while all human life is sacred theres nothing wrong with the death penalty if you can trust the legal system implicitly, and that noone but a moron would ever trust the legal system. I believe that life is a game, that life is a cruel joke, and that life is happiness when youre alive and that you might as well lie back and enjoy it.
Word? fuckin word. Whaaatever. Ah do. What. Ah want. And no, I'm not spurting Jack Daniels or on E or crystal methe or whatever you bastards inhale/inject/shoot up your ass nowadays. Anyone complains about any of this, and i'll anal-ize your gluteus maximus until it hurts.
Cant touch.
Nuff said.