Aug 20, 2005 15:02
Much like in the well known historic event of our EveryonesConnected.com abandonment we have gathered our courage to interlock our rings once more and triumph over evil. In an emphemeral battle where tears of blood were shed all seemed lost for our Crusaders of Light: Michael and Nikolus. But in our hearts we knew this dilatory battle could not fall from our grasp. Our win would hopefully convince others to follow. We had to rise up from the debris and rubble before we were both finished. Nikolus was much quicker to his feet and wielded his blade which was soon followed by a vertical swing directed towards this shadow of enmity. Myspace was then phased and I knew I had to strike before it was to late. The beast needed to be castigated before it spreaded to Japan, or Europe, we could not let history repeat itself. So with a seemingly thoughtless gesture (for I knew what had to be done) I lifted my axe and threw it towards Tom's head (myspace creator). The axe was soon embraced by a numinous force. Tom was spouting words of parley at this moment, but a man such as him can not be trusted to share the same earth as man...
Before deleting it they ask for a reason why they need to cancel your account. I said "I slowly realized that I had an addiction to myspace. I logged in every 5 minutes to only see bulletins I didn't care to read and comments from people I don't care about. It's slowly draining me of my life..."
And not even a minute after deleting it Ramon noticed!
Hyperteck04: you fukken deleted your myspace didnt you
SexMeLovingly: ...
SexMeLovingly: Yes..
Hyperteck04: WHAT THE FUCK
Hyperteck04: >_<
I have true friends...
KnifeIt: It truly was an incredible battle.
KnifeIt: But only in retrospect do I realize that we are the seminal heroes of the 21st century.
KnifeIt: As the battle raged around me, I was blinded by my goal, by the carnage. Only know do I see the poetry amongst the chaos.
SexMeLovingly: Indeed. It is today..today, that we are truly men.