The Dude: "At least I'm housebroken."
last night around 2'o'clock (after a night of frat drinking)max got up, mumbled a bit, stumbled to the wall closest to the door, and proceeded to pee on his chair and a pile of his own clothes (both of our rugs got hit in the crossfire too). oh i tried to stop him when he leaned against the wall, but when you gotta go you gotta go.
i'd be so pissed that i had to clean that up, if it weren't one the funniest things i've ever seen in my life.
this morning he got up, not remembering what happened at all, and was furious because he saw a big black garbage bag where his pile of clothes used to be and assumed someone was fucking with his stuff.
kyle, just want you to know if you read this, that i was never pissed that you puked on my rug. but max definitely one-upped you. and that carpet has got to go.
that rug really tied the room together.
i'd be so pissed that i had to clean that up, if it weren't one the funniest things i've ever seen in my life.
this morning he got up, not remembering what happened at all, and was furious because he saw a big black garbage bag where his pile of clothes used to be and assumed someone was fucking with his stuff.
kyle, just want you to know if you read this, that i was never pissed that you puked on my rug. but max definitely one-upped you. and that carpet has got to go.
that rug really tied the room together.