Thank god I never need to work in Govan again! Here is the difference between Paisley neds and Govan neds:
Classic Paisley ned as pointed out by
darksparrow13 *Did she just call me a chewing-gum?!*
A Govan ned I experienced yesterday *Here man (referring to me) look et this (demonstrates a wierd hand movement)I'm a spaz wankin!* ...........I know.........Iknow!!! This actually happened.....I had to make an excuse to go to the toilet I was that discusted!
But it's over now!
Eating lunch right now in college, yeay I have a prawn cocktail:)