Cows are truly evil...I have the proof!!!
Cows.
Yes cows....They are the cause of Global Warming.
We all know that I hate cows, but now I have the proof that they are evil....They are going to kill us all!
When we eat vegetables we fart. When we fart, we produce Methane gas, which is the reason we can set our farts alight. This Methane gas is the cause of CO2 build up in the atmosphere keeping the heat from the sun from escaping, there for causing the world to heat up, causing the ice caps to melt. Well cows eat grass all day, producing Methane gas all day....Causing the ice caps to melt....all day
Bastard cows, they are so gonkit! Trying to kill the world and all that jazz. Be wary, don't trust any cows, not even the nice ones.
In other news, the seven deadly sins are a good theme for Halloween. Am going to look into other things aswell, but up for that if nothing crazier crops up. Like a giant whoopy cusion tee hee
Yes cows....They are the cause of Global Warming.
We all know that I hate cows, but now I have the proof that they are evil....They are going to kill us all!
When we eat vegetables we fart. When we fart, we produce Methane gas, which is the reason we can set our farts alight. This Methane gas is the cause of CO2 build up in the atmosphere keeping the heat from the sun from escaping, there for causing the world to heat up, causing the ice caps to melt. Well cows eat grass all day, producing Methane gas all day....Causing the ice caps to melt....all day
Bastard cows, they are so gonkit! Trying to kill the world and all that jazz. Be wary, don't trust any cows, not even the nice ones.
In other news, the seven deadly sins are a good theme for Halloween. Am going to look into other things aswell, but up for that if nothing crazier crops up. Like a giant whoopy cusion tee hee