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Our dear friend porno man came back into the store tonight. He wore a big blue puffy coat that looked like it was from the 70's, both by the style and the shabbiness of it. He seriously "powerwalked" into the store, swinging his arms at his sides and making the rounds of the store again, picking up random stuff like blank cassettes and cd cleaners.
And yes, he bought another porn. He "mosied" up to the counter. Like, picture your stereotypical gay saunter. Now add greasy hair, and old puffy jacket, and tight jeans. I think maybe porno man is gay, and is buying this explicit porn because he's in denial. Creepy manager dan was behind the counter at the time, but he wasn't assigned a register, so he waved the movie over his head to flag down Terry to ring it up.
Hah. Poor porno man.
I wonder what title it was this time?
In other news, I totally reserved the greenday posters on the wall, promo-ing "American Idiot." I rock. I reserved the simple plan one too, to sell for $50 on ebay. Hahahahaha.
And yes, he bought another porn. He "mosied" up to the counter. Like, picture your stereotypical gay saunter. Now add greasy hair, and old puffy jacket, and tight jeans. I think maybe porno man is gay, and is buying this explicit porn because he's in denial. Creepy manager dan was behind the counter at the time, but he wasn't assigned a register, so he waved the movie over his head to flag down Terry to ring it up.
Hah. Poor porno man.
I wonder what title it was this time?
In other news, I totally reserved the greenday posters on the wall, promo-ing "American Idiot." I rock. I reserved the simple plan one too, to sell for $50 on ebay. Hahahahaha.