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You're Blanche!
"I'm single, I'm free on Saturday night and I can arch my back until my head touches my heels." You're Blanche Deveraux -- that's French for "Blanche Deveraux" -- the round-heeled daughter of a moonshiner named Big Daddy. You've done every AARP-card-carrying man in Miami and have have a handcuff-endurance record ("My personal best was 32 hours, but then I had a playmate.") Your best line: "You know what goes great with Champagne? Me!"
Which Golden Girl are you? Find out now!
I fucking knew it!