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So I decided to join in the war of nothingness, but instead of standing behind my school, I am going to stand alone!!!
12 Reasons Why I Am Better Than Your School
1. My name is spelled with 17 letters
2. I kan bearly Spel nd I gaut in 2 kolledge
3. My name doesnt ryhme with what I am......ex. Goldie the GOPHER, Bucky the BADGER...point made
4. When I get hot, I can just take my shirt off
5. I have friends, colleges have rivals
6. I get an opportunity to wear a different outfit every day!!!
7. I have less STD's than all your colleges
8. I do not charge people to ask them questions that wont help them out in life!!
9. I can take a break whenever I want to, even when the calander says I shouldnt!
10. I can order ice cream with a girl, and then proceed to hit on her, and it wont be in the news
11. If you are with me for more than 4 years you get more than a piece of paper, you get love
12. Cause I took time away from college to write a list about how I am better than it!!! FUCK THE MAN!
12 Reasons Why I Am Better Than Your School
1. My name is spelled with 17 letters
2. I kan bearly Spel nd I gaut in 2 kolledge
3. My name doesnt ryhme with what I am......ex. Goldie the GOPHER, Bucky the BADGER...point made
4. When I get hot, I can just take my shirt off
5. I have friends, colleges have rivals
6. I get an opportunity to wear a different outfit every day!!!
7. I have less STD's than all your colleges
8. I do not charge people to ask them questions that wont help them out in life!!
9. I can take a break whenever I want to, even when the calander says I shouldnt!
10. I can order ice cream with a girl, and then proceed to hit on her, and it wont be in the news
11. If you are with me for more than 4 years you get more than a piece of paper, you get love
12. Cause I took time away from college to write a list about how I am better than it!!! FUCK THE MAN!