BEST CAT EVAR
Today seemed to be rather gloomy.
But, for the most part, I'd rather let the rest of today slip into ignomious oblivion, given as how my cat, Lassie, is the best cat in the whole wide world, far far superior than pussinboots' inferior cats.
Why?
Because, this evening, I saw that she brought a plastic bag, and shredded it everywhere, revealing a one-dollar bill inside.
Yes.
Other people's lousy cats bring them rats.
Mine steals money for me.
But, for the most part, I'd rather let the rest of today slip into ignomious oblivion, given as how my cat, Lassie, is the best cat in the whole wide world, far far superior than pussinboots' inferior cats.
Why?
Because, this evening, I saw that she brought a plastic bag, and shredded it everywhere, revealing a one-dollar bill inside.
Yes.
Other people's lousy cats bring them rats.
Mine steals money for me.