I know I might have given you the impression that I fancy your boyfriend, but listen, that guy is crazy about you! I won't lie to you, Cath, I have had a hard time understanding the relationship between you and Marcus, what with the age gap and apparent polar opposition in personality, but I have come to the conclusion that anyone he loves must be pretty worthwhile, and I would really love to be your friend.
For all my "putting it about", I am actually a very genuine person and the most loyal friend you could have, and that's the truth. I don't blame you for not trusting me but what have you got to lose!
AND the good news is, I have found myself an internet boyfriend JUST THIS WEEK who actually reciprocates, for once in my paltry life, so I will no more even joke about attempting to steal your man.
Only my experienced surrounding exists. Everything else is formless void - teetering on an infinite number of edges of almost-ares - until I fill it with my perception and the void resolves into form.
I know this because I've climbed into the fridge with the door shut and the light stayed on but the sun went out.
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Hey look, Cath, I'm going out on a limb here. Can we be friends?
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I know I might have given you the impression that I fancy your boyfriend, but listen, that guy is crazy about you! I won't lie to you, Cath, I have had a hard time understanding the relationship between you and Marcus, what with the age gap and apparent polar opposition in personality, but I have come to the conclusion that anyone he loves must be pretty worthwhile, and I would really love to be your friend.
For all my "putting it about", I am actually a very genuine person and the most loyal friend you could have, and that's the truth. I don't blame you for not trusting me but what have you got to lose!
AND the good news is, I have found myself an internet boyfriend JUST THIS WEEK who actually reciprocates, for once in my paltry life, so I will no more even joke about attempting to steal your man.
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Basically because I will most likely kill myself in less than one day's time.
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First of a million jokes at my expense. Livejournal, let me get ready!
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Well you know what? Yer an LJ friend of mine now.
Nice knowin ya-
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Don't be fooled.
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On reflection, it's probably best if you stay out of this. You always seem to think everything's about you!
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I know this because I've climbed into the fridge with the door shut and the light stayed on but the sun went out.
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