"Magic" by Ben Folds Five is possibly one of the greatest songs ever, and you need to be listening to it right now.
I promised more additions to my Lifelong Goals List, so here we go:
11. Have the Best Week Ever.
12. Thumb-wrestle Teddy Roosevelt.
13. Build a time machine so I can thumb-wrestle Teddy Roosevelt.
14. Get one of
these.
15. Using it, give Ted Kennedy a wedgie.
16. In the interest of bipartisanship, give Bill Frist one too.
17. Drive a car that turns into a boat.
Enough of those for now, I reckon.