INTRO!

[watsonswurld]

MY FELLOW AMERICANS, WAIT, I'M NOT HILLARY I'M MARY.  SOME MAY KNOW ME SOME MAY NOT, THATS FINE. IF YOU KNOW ME YOU'LL LOVE ME. IF YOU DON'T THEN YOU'LL WISH YOU DID. SAY HI SOMETIME I'D LOVE TO HERE FROM YOU