JOKE FOR THE DAY

[watsonswurld]

little johnny wanted to take his dog, Belle, for a walk around the block.  so he asks his mom.................

Johnny: "mom, can i take Belle for a walk around the block?"

mom: "no, Belle is in heat."

Johnny: "pleeeese, just once around the block? i won't let her off the leash."

mom: "go ask your dad."

Johnny goes to dad...........

Johnny: "dad, i want to take Belle for a walk around the block one time but mom won't let me cuz she's in heat"

dad: "bring Belle out to the garage i'll fix it so you can take her for a walk, but just one time around the block."

so Johnny brings Belle out to the garage & dad gets a rag full of gasoline & rubs it on her butt really good .

dad: "there that should keep the smell away from the other dogs. don't let he off the leash no matter what!"

so Johnny takes Belle for a walk.... a little while later Johnny shows up at the house w/out Belle......

dad: "where's Belle?"

Johnny: "she ran out of gas about half way around the block, but don't worry another dog is pushing her the rest of the way home!!"

i hope this made you smile today!!  ;-)