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Heya everyone. I was trying to study today but was listening to Billy Connolly and couldn’t concentrate cause was laughing so much especially his aeroplane sketch,
‘Reading the safety instructions,
They give you a safety belt and a cushion ,
What’s the cushion for?
You’re supposed to tuck it under your body and bend over it,
With your wee silly belt on,
Now Supposing you’re heading for a mountain at 500mph,
With your safety belt and your cushion in your hand,
What do you do with the cushion??
Do you all throw it at the one time and say,
“GO AWAY NASTY MOUNTAIN!!”
That’s what you do.’
anyway cant believe we go back to skool on monday how shit is that. I mean how fast have these holidays gone by. Hate it sooo much. Ayway see u all on monday.
‘Reading the safety instructions,
They give you a safety belt and a cushion ,
What’s the cushion for?
You’re supposed to tuck it under your body and bend over it,
With your wee silly belt on,
Now Supposing you’re heading for a mountain at 500mph,
With your safety belt and your cushion in your hand,
What do you do with the cushion??
Do you all throw it at the one time and say,
“GO AWAY NASTY MOUNTAIN!!”
That’s what you do.’
anyway cant believe we go back to skool on monday how shit is that. I mean how fast have these holidays gone by. Hate it sooo much. Ayway see u all on monday.