GOTTA HAND IT TO THE HAND TO HAND MAN
For all you non-readers out there, Apartment 3-G update!
Dearest Alan, having relapsed, slept with a stranger, and possibly had some gay sex with a friend's brother (all before wandering into a bar to drink away his sorrows) is now recommitted to his pointless relationship with airhead artiste Lu-Ann. However, over the course of his binge he's been making and spending drug money in ways that he can't even remember.
Now he wants to start dealing in some hardcore white vials of unspecified contraband, in what I can only hope, is an effort to prove his passion for Lu-Ann with some expensive and romantic gift. Like a large case of air plane glue... something he knows they'll both enjoy!
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Dearest Alan, having relapsed, slept with a stranger, and possibly had some gay sex with a friend's brother (all before wandering into a bar to drink away his sorrows) is now recommitted to his pointless relationship with airhead artiste Lu-Ann. However, over the course of his binge he's been making and spending drug money in ways that he can't even remember.
Now he wants to start dealing in some hardcore white vials of unspecified contraband, in what I can only hope, is an effort to prove his passion for Lu-Ann with some expensive and romantic gift. Like a large case of air plane glue... something he knows they'll both enjoy!
(click to embiggen)