Dear Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I turned pinkpamperpup in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). In September I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Wednesday on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In March I helped prairie_berry across the street (6 points). In August longshothusky and I robbed a bank (-50 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-87 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
Waterwurm