I don't think I knew exactly what I was getting into when I signed up for this job.

[waterwatcher]

Earthquakes, flooding, overchlorinating, and now there seems to be some kind of war going on. *waves a few tentacles* Babysitting is stressful enough without chunks of stone raining down upon you and your belongings. Not that anyone's noticed. Sure, they've all been distracted with shoring up the city's defenses, blah blah blah. Hmm, defenses. *looks at charge* Maybe I'd better think of those for us.

*hefts rubble against far corner of nursery/pool, building a rough cave-like structure*

All right, little one. In we go. Nothing to be afraid of, no. We're playing hide and seek.

o.o