I had a dream last night.
A wonderful dream. After I had slowly peeled and eaten the flesh from the bones of these two, in my dream the Fellowship regrouped and launched a search party. When they made it here, I was ready for them, oh yes. They could find no escape in Moria this time. Oh, it was lovely! The screams, the blood, the bits and pieces ploinking into the water. And the juggling. Heh, mother was never able to break me of the habit of playing with my food.
It's too bad that it's just the two hairballs I have to look forward to, ahem, welcoming. Yes, pity that. I'd especially like another shot at the one they all referred to as 'Fatses.' *growls* I never forget someone who has taken a whack at my tentacles. You have no idea how long it takes to regrow those babies. *preenpreen* Okay, so this little one could be excused for his gnoshing because, well, he was all alone, hungry, and so very cute.
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Did I just say he was cute? asdlkfjdsalkj Man am I getting soft in my old age. Hrrmph. I need to go kill something. NOW.
It's too bad that it's just the two hairballs I have to look forward to, ahem, welcoming. Yes, pity that. I'd especially like another shot at the one they all referred to as 'Fatses.' *growls* I never forget someone who has taken a whack at my tentacles. You have no idea how long it takes to regrow those babies. *preenpreen* Okay, so this little one could be excused for his gnoshing because, well, he was all alone, hungry, and so very cute.
O.o
Did I just say he was cute? asdlkfjdsalkj Man am I getting soft in my old age. Hrrmph. I need to go kill something. NOW.