Daphne challenged me to find "Batman fights vampires" fanfic. In fact, there is a canon
Batman vs. Dracula comic. As canon as Elseworlds gets, anyway.
Meanwhile,
tela* delenda est. OH GOD I MEAN IT. (Or to keep up the theme, Mehercle! Enixe sincereque dico! There's probably some really obvious idiom that's not occurring to me, but this works.)
Also I'm now
afraid of the universe. *
Google in Latin translates "web" or "internet" as tela, which is good enough for me.