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can you say weird mood?? (to those of you who think posting "weird mood"is funny...it is...)
OK, so in study hall i was just sitting there trying to melt ms. furer with my evil stare and laser vision and i hear this car honk once as it drives by and it was SO NOT FUNNY but i start cracking up and i can't stop and like every 5 seconds i get reminded of this goddamn car horn and IT IS SO FUCKING FUNNNY. WHY???? why is this funny? it's just not. but it was!! and then i was walking behind damion (a good 5 feet away cause my eyes were starting to tear and my nose was starting to swell up) and i see that STUPID TOWEL and he wears that thing draped around his neck EVERY day and it's always really funny, but TODAY of all days i look at him and i start laughing out loud...really loud...and like six people turn around and look at me and im just standing there laughing like a complete idiot. and then about 5 minutes later im walking down the hallway not laughing for once and i see a flash of white and i get smacked in the head with a ball and i like almost fell over and i turn around and i see stephan standing there looking really freaked out with that totally STUPID STUPID empty look on his face and he asked me if i was okay and i started LAUGHING!! W.T.F?? And so seeing that i was okay, he goes back to his monkey-like friends and they start laughing too. it was SO redunkculous. and then when i stop laughing which is like 5 minutes later, i realize that my head really hurts and im dizzy. i mean he PUNTED THE BALL AT MY HEAD. but not on purpose. so then i go to the nurse and get ice while she calls my mom to tell her i got hit by a ball in the head in the hallway. and of course, my mom thinks i like passed out or i fell into a coma so she flips out and the nurse has to explain like ten times that im okay. and then im on the bus and im almost home and i hear a fucking car horn and i can't help myself. i literaly laughed out loud right there on the bus with like 50 people...and this firsty who takes the bus at the same time as me keeps staring at me and its so annoying so i stop laughing. and then im going home and i see this white-probably jewish-riverdalian kid whose got his doo-rag on and his bling bling on and his ass hanging out of his pants around his knees and he gives me this dirty look and we are walking in the same direction and he's acting all tough and he's looking at me and HE WALKS INTO A POLL!!!!! it was like out of a movie...thats been happening a lot lately...he only kind of walked into it though...like he didn't get hurt but he totally lost the whole "im cool" thing and guess what?....i laughed. no shit. and now im like feeling really weird like im floating or like im spinning or something-maybe it's because i was listening to Jimi Hendrix earlier...or maybe it's that really gross pear i ate...whatever is it...i haop it goes away cause my tummy hurts from laughing and my cheeks are sore and my heads got a bump on it. (from the ball) and nothing seems real today. i love all my B band buddies with my whole heart. i wish it would rain. somebody please save me from myself..wow i didn't think i was gonna write stuff but hey! look at me! dum dum dum dum da dum sail the ship dum da dum chop the tree dum da dum skip the rope dum da dum look at MEEEE!!!! all together now....FRIGGIN' CRAZY
and im so hyper i could like go buy a jet pack and fly around riverdale. its so boring without a jet pack...SEE WHAT I MEAN???? AKKKK!
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OK, so in study hall i was just sitting there trying to melt ms. furer with my evil stare and laser vision and i hear this car honk once as it drives by and it was SO NOT FUNNY but i start cracking up and i can't stop and like every 5 seconds i get reminded of this goddamn car horn and IT IS SO FUCKING FUNNNY. WHY???? why is this funny? it's just not. but it was!! and then i was walking behind damion (a good 5 feet away cause my eyes were starting to tear and my nose was starting to swell up) and i see that STUPID TOWEL and he wears that thing draped around his neck EVERY day and it's always really funny, but TODAY of all days i look at him and i start laughing out loud...really loud...and like six people turn around and look at me and im just standing there laughing like a complete idiot. and then about 5 minutes later im walking down the hallway not laughing for once and i see a flash of white and i get smacked in the head with a ball and i like almost fell over and i turn around and i see stephan standing there looking really freaked out with that totally STUPID STUPID empty look on his face and he asked me if i was okay and i started LAUGHING!! W.T.F?? And so seeing that i was okay, he goes back to his monkey-like friends and they start laughing too. it was SO redunkculous. and then when i stop laughing which is like 5 minutes later, i realize that my head really hurts and im dizzy. i mean he PUNTED THE BALL AT MY HEAD. but not on purpose. so then i go to the nurse and get ice while she calls my mom to tell her i got hit by a ball in the head in the hallway. and of course, my mom thinks i like passed out or i fell into a coma so she flips out and the nurse has to explain like ten times that im okay. and then im on the bus and im almost home and i hear a fucking car horn and i can't help myself. i literaly laughed out loud right there on the bus with like 50 people...and this firsty who takes the bus at the same time as me keeps staring at me and its so annoying so i stop laughing. and then im going home and i see this white-probably jewish-riverdalian kid whose got his doo-rag on and his bling bling on and his ass hanging out of his pants around his knees and he gives me this dirty look and we are walking in the same direction and he's acting all tough and he's looking at me and HE WALKS INTO A POLL!!!!! it was like out of a movie...thats been happening a lot lately...he only kind of walked into it though...like he didn't get hurt but he totally lost the whole "im cool" thing and guess what?....i laughed. no shit. and now im like feeling really weird like im floating or like im spinning or something-maybe it's because i was listening to Jimi Hendrix earlier...or maybe it's that really gross pear i ate...whatever is it...i haop it goes away cause my tummy hurts from laughing and my cheeks are sore and my heads got a bump on it. (from the ball) and nothing seems real today. i love all my B band buddies with my whole heart. i wish it would rain. somebody please save me from myself..wow i didn't think i was gonna write stuff but hey! look at me! dum dum dum dum da dum sail the ship dum da dum chop the tree dum da dum skip the rope dum da dum look at MEEEE!!!! all together now....FRIGGIN' CRAZY
and im so hyper i could like go buy a jet pack and fly around riverdale. its so boring without a jet pack...SEE WHAT I MEAN???? AKKKK!
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