Girl on girl violence rocks my socks.
Um...hmmmm....something to talk about.
*Well, I was setting fires again yesterday.
*Boys are yucky and they're mean.
*I have a new feral kitty friend for my army of cats.
*I'm not wearing any pants.
*I saw Melanie and Kay for the first time in four years and they embarassed the hell out of me when we went out in public. I hate them so much.
*I joined a cult.
* I decided that it was time for me to drive, whether I have my lisence or not, and I nearly drove the family wheels into a tree.
*I've got to go back to fudging awful school soon, and I'm going to become a nurse (just for the money and the little hat, and the super skanky dress). I'll become a private one and seduce the really old male patients and get all their money when they die.
*I bitch-slapped my drug dealer (Dr. Pechter), and our warped relationship is over.
*I got into a knife fight with some girl at the high school up the street named Pretty Sally, and let me just say that she ain't pretty no more.
*I was grilling corn and stuff outside, then Olivia came and put some burgers on the grill, so I picked them up with a spatula and threw them at her. She won't talk to me now. It was hilarious.
*I bought some Care Bear and Yum Pop bunny flip flops from Payless. (Payless rocks!)
*I fucking hate you if you're a boy.
*I told the greasy guys at the hotdog stand that I'd come to their orgy party and now they won't leave me alone.
*I'm bored and I might go lie face down in the grass.
Yeah, and three of these are completely untrue. (Omg! Really???) You guess which ones.
*Well, I was setting fires again yesterday.
*Boys are yucky and they're mean.
*I have a new feral kitty friend for my army of cats.
*I'm not wearing any pants.
*I saw Melanie and Kay for the first time in four years and they embarassed the hell out of me when we went out in public. I hate them so much.
*I joined a cult.
* I decided that it was time for me to drive, whether I have my lisence or not, and I nearly drove the family wheels into a tree.
*I've got to go back to fudging awful school soon, and I'm going to become a nurse (just for the money and the little hat, and the super skanky dress). I'll become a private one and seduce the really old male patients and get all their money when they die.
*I bitch-slapped my drug dealer (Dr. Pechter), and our warped relationship is over.
*I got into a knife fight with some girl at the high school up the street named Pretty Sally, and let me just say that she ain't pretty no more.
*I was grilling corn and stuff outside, then Olivia came and put some burgers on the grill, so I picked them up with a spatula and threw them at her. She won't talk to me now. It was hilarious.
*I bought some Care Bear and Yum Pop bunny flip flops from Payless. (Payless rocks!)
*I fucking hate you if you're a boy.
*I told the greasy guys at the hotdog stand that I'd come to their orgy party and now they won't leave me alone.
*I'm bored and I might go lie face down in the grass.
Yeah, and three of these are completely untrue. (Omg! Really???) You guess which ones.