Comments | watersmachine: Announcement.... of a sort.

watersmachine

Announcement.... of a sort.

Sep 15, 2006 12:47

So after much thinking last night and this morning... I decided something. I'm going to go ahead and write the book I've been meaning to write for the past 4 years. It will be called "Confessions of a Jersey Diner Rat; Growing up in and out of a subculture". It's going to be a tongue-in-cheek memior of growing up and basically living at the diner ( Read more... )

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satyrblade September 15 2006, 17:31:41 UTC

Hey, not being able to write a book didn't stop James Frey, did it? Just add tons of invented chaos, Capitalize EveryThing, suck up to Oprah and you'll have a hit. :)

watersmachine September 15 2006, 20:55:40 UTC

Somehow I don't think Oprah will find a bunch of fucktards sitting around smoking cigarettes and drinking coffee all that interesting... or will she?

Hmmm.

zoobie September 15 2006, 21:42:06 UTC

what she'll find interesting are the pies in the diner. describe a southern blueberry pie and you're on her booklist.

guaranteed.

auroracrystal September 15 2006, 18:06:29 UTC

Can I dress up like Mickey and spank you anyway?

silent_siren1 September 15 2006, 18:36:36 UTC

I'd prefer dressing up like Donald Duck to spank you.

_poeticmotion_ September 18 2006, 02:02:48 UTC

I think it sounds like a great idea for a book. I'd love to read it if you can't find a publishing house interested.