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[lampets]

The Sexy Clothes Meme

1. Comment here with a character and preferences.
2. The commenting person either picks from the list, or uses RNG to pick from the list

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zhong hui (dynasty warriors) no pref...

[revodouchenary]

screams

9... So I'll combine 1+2

[brightsiding]

[ So she's not wearing anything except a (thankfully slightly) oversize t-shirt and a pair of thigh highs... And she's also tackle'hugging you... What do Zhong Hui. ]

o...oh...

[revodouchenary]

( he takes a moment to examine her, of course, particularly that area where the socks end and the little skin that's exposed before the shirt covers the rest. but before he can look too much into that, she's already on him, and he attempts to catch her... only to tumble backwards. )

heh heh heh

[brightsiding]

[ And down they go! Vanille winces as they crash to the floor, but, the good news for her, is, of course, her fall is entirely cushioned by him. The bad news is that... Well, she's the reason they fell over. Moments after impact, she places her hands against the floor and pushes herself up, moving her legs to either side of his hips to look down at him. ]

I'm sorry! [ She thought he could catch her... Whoops. ] You okay?

(evil_grin)

[revodouchenary]

( you might not want to look so innocently sexy, vanille. you are within dangerous territory at this point. territory being his loins of course hurrrr. )

I.. was just taken off guard!

(evilsmirk)!!

[brightsiding]

[ She's not trying to... She just does. ]

Ah, right! You were. [ He was? Well, she did kind of jump on him out of nowhere. ] You would have been fine if you'd known I was coming... Right?

[ Speaking of dangerous territory, she rocks back a little, sort-of almost sitting on him. ]

[revodouchenary]

That's right.

( except he'd known she was coming; it was just that...her clothes distracted him, okay. or the lack thereof.

the little shift stimulate him, though, and he tries to disguise that moan as a passing sigh. )

I do hope that you're com..fortable.

[brightsiding]

[ This was pretty scantily clad... Even for her.

She hums, questioning, turning this way and that to... Inspect their positioning, before looking back down to him. ]

Should I get off? [ Or get you off, heh.

But really, she's not that heavy... Is she? ]

[revodouchenary]

( he's up on his elbows now, if only to look less pathetic. )

...You don't have you if you find it comfortable, you know.

( she isn't that heavy, but she has enough weight on his member than he just..want friction, really. )

[brightsiding]

[ He didn't really look pathetic laying down... Just... Attractive. But now he's so much closer to her and that's not a bad thing, either. After all, she'd tackled him so that she could hug him...

So she was pretty much getting what she wanted. ]

Well... You are pretty comfortable..! [ She giggles and squirms a little more, walking her hands on the floor to wrap her arms around him. Cuddle time! ] I guess I'll stay here, then.

[revodouchenary]

( omg... gurl. do you even know what you're doing to him? pokerfacing through arousal is not something he enjoys doing.. not when she's consistently stimulating him without even knowing as much.

and he'll discreetly rise his hips a bit to counter her as she 'cuddles' him. oh! there's another suppressed moan there as well. he does return the gesture, though, his arms loosely wrapping around her waist. )

You're awfully... physical today.

[brightsiding]

[ Even one little tip to make her the wiser would change this entire situation. For right now, though, she's being exactly as he said: physical. By which I mean, she's bending forward ever so slightly to press closer to him, nuzzling her face against his neck.

Really when is she ever... Not physical? Even if today is a bit borderline extreme, even for her. ]

Mmm... A little. I just wanted to be close to you, though! [ That would be more sweet and touching if she didn't punctuate it by rocking and shifting against him again. She felt something poking her leg, is all. The move hasn't really made it better, though. ]

Re: zhong hui (dynasty warriors) no pref...

[plznospoilers]

[ He says he's from Chang'an, but he sounds like he's from the south... It's a little hard to place him actually; there's just something weird about his accent. But they say he's a talented soldier, and now he's your talented soldier. Besides, the accent's not the weirdest thing about this guy-- for all his speed and strength and warrior's instinct, the man comparatively sucks with weapons. All but the jian, which he's actually pretty decent with. And aside from being pale with gray hair and taking all his meals alone, he also seems to appear out of nowhere in particular, so some of the others have decided he's a friendly ghost who just loves the hell out of his country.

The last thing about this guy is-- no one's seen his face. He insists on wearing a mask as part of his uniform, and from the neck down, he looks just like any of your other men (as... uniquely and crazy decorated as some of them are, anyway.) ]

You wanted to see me?

would you want to see moses in thigh highs anyways? 2

[wouldbejoyous]

[Zhong Hui isn't sleeping with an idiot this time. Just some blonde hair quiet guy whose wearing a really long t-shirt while doing some work around the house.

What a good guy.]