In which Supertemp and Tea Boy RUN THE WORLD
HOWEVER. celtic_cookie and I amused ourselves by creating an EPIC WHOVERSE AU where Donna becomes BFFs with Ianto and joins Torchwood. SO THAT HAPPENED. :D Contains a relatively minor spoiler for TW S3.
waterofthemoon says (9:18 PM):
you know who would get on brilliantly? Ianto and Donna.
celtic_cookie says (9:18 PM):
WOULD
celtic_cookie says (9:19 PM):
Donna would motherhen him all around while Ianto just quietly and efficiently got shit done
waterofthemoon says (9:19 PM):
WOULD
celtic_cookie says (9:19 PM):
and he would smile his little smile at her when she was loud and brash and beautiful
And they would be the best BFFs ever
waterofthemoon says (9:20 PM):
wooooouuuulllld
and he would confide in her about Jack
and she would tease them ENDLESSLY
celtic_cookie says (9:20 PM):
And DOnna would call Jack a tosser and serve up ice cream and cuddles
waterofthemoon says (9:20 PM):
YES
celtic_cookie says (9:20 PM):
and Ianto would sigh and submit to the cuddles, as long as she buys the good ice cream
waterofthemoon says (9:21 PM):
omg yes
celtic_cookie says (9:21 PM):
And Jack would NOT UNDERSTAND their friendship, but would think it was brilliant anyway
He'd be like I DO NOT GET IT, BUT I'M GLAD YOU HAVE A FRIEND BB
waterofthemoon says (9:21 PM):
YES
and Donna could JOIN TORCHWOOD
she has experience
celtic_cookie says (9:21 PM):
OMFG SHE WOULD BE PERFECT
SUPERTEMP
waterofthemoon says (9:22 PM):
YUP
celtic_cookie says (9:22 PM):
SHE WOULD HELP WITH THE ARCHIVES AND INFILTRATE SHADY BUSINESSES AND SHIT
waterofthemoon says (9:22 PM):
she and Ianto would like, run the world and everyone else is like WHAT?
celtic_cookie says (9:22 PM):
"Supertemp and the tea boy. Running the world."
- Owen
waterofthemoon says (9:22 PM):
YUP
celtic_cookie says (9:23 PM):
and Gwen's like "Well, do YOU have any clue how to get things done without them?"
...."No."
waterofthemoon says (9:23 PM):
and Jack is just so pleased and proud of them
celtic_cookie says (9:23 PM):
He folds his arms and smiles in that way he does where you can see where his crow's feet would be if he was ever gonna get 'em
celtic_cookie says (9:24 PM):
and Donna would totally invite Tosh out with them
waterofthemoon says (9:24 PM):
WOULD
celtic_cookie says (9:24 PM):
Not Owen. She doesn't really like Owen very much.
Mostly because he's mean
and Donna doesn't really get mean
Mean is stupid
waterofthemoon says (9:24 PM):
yes
celtic_cookie says (9:25 PM):
DOnna and Tosh and Ianto would totally sit around in the Hub and watch old movies and throw popcorn at Mwyfny
celtic_cookie says (9:26 PM):
and when Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire started dancing, Donna would try to make Ianto teach her how
waterofthemoon says (9:26 PM):
omg can there be incidental femmeslash?
celtic_cookie says (9:26 PM):
and Ianto would be like "WHY do you assume I know how to dance?"
OMG CAN
waterofthemoon says (9:26 PM):
YAY
celtic_cookie says (9:27 PM):
Because Torchwood turns everyone bi
EVERYONE
waterofthemoon says (9:27 PM):
and yes. Ianto teaches Donna to dance and then Jack finds them and starts dancing with Tosh
DOES
celtic_cookie says (9:27 PM):
LOL YES
I didn't get to the part where DOnna's like "Well you CAN can't you?"
And Ianto's like ....."yes."
waterofthemoon says (9:27 PM):
hahahahahaha
celtic_cookie says (9:29 PM):
And then Martha shows up, like she does
just for a few eps
but you know Donna is all pleased
Donna likes Martha
waterofthemoon says (9:29 PM):
totally
and Martha and Owen can do their snarky thing
celtic_cookie says (9:30 PM):
OMG YES
waterofthemoon says (9:30 PM):
....oh and sometimes there are aliens
XD
celtic_cookie says (9:30 PM):
occaisional weevil every now and then
waterofthemoon says (9:30 PM):
yes
celtic_cookie says (9:30 PM):
And Gwen still marries Rhys
waterofthemoon says (9:31 PM):
of course
celtic_cookie says (9:31 PM):
and Ianto is still the Wedding Fairy
waterofthemoon says (9:31 PM):
IS
and Donna helps him and everyone else pretty much steers clear of them and their clipboards of doom
celtic_cookie says (9:31 PM):
Because shit if I don't love Gwen/Rhys
YES CLIPBOARDS OF DOOOOOM
celtic_cookie says (9:32 PM):
OMG AND DONNA TOTALLY GIVESS GWEN A PEP TALK HALFWAY THROUGH
SHE'S LIKE "NOTHING CAN BE AS BAD AS MY WEDDING DAY I PROMISE"
waterofthemoon says (9:32 PM):
YESSSSS
celtic_cookie says (9:32 PM):
"Well...how did it end?"
celtic_cookie says (9:33 PM):
"Um....I traveled with the Doctor and came to Torchwood. happily ever after. That's how it ended. Don't worry about the part where my fiance got eaten by giant spiders"
waterofthemoon says (9:33 PM):
hahahahaha
YES
celtic_cookie says (9:33 PM):
"He was an idiot anyway"
waterofthemoon says (9:33 PM):
....I kind of want Jack/Ianto/Donna now
it just happens the one time
celtic_cookie says (9:33 PM):
OMFG TOO MUCH BOSSY IN ONE BED LOL
waterofthemoon says (9:33 PM):
FOR SRS
it would be epic
celtic_cookie says (9:34 PM):
WOULD
Ianto would NOT know what to do with himself
That has to happen really early
and THEN Donna and Ianto become BFF
waterofthemoon says (9:34 PM):
yes
totally
celtic_cookie says (9:36 PM):
OMG I LOVE US SO MUCH SARA
I LOVE ~YOU~
waterofthemoon says (9:38 PM):
I LOVE YOU TOO
celtic_cookie says (9:39 PM):
WE'RE THE BEST, YOU KNOW
THE VERY BEST
waterofthemoon says (9:39 PM):
WE ARE
celtic_cookie says (9:39 PM):
*flails*
waterofthemoon says (9:40 PM):
THESE CHARACTERS
idek
*flails with you*
celtic_cookie says (9:40 PM):
IKR?!?! OMG
You know they would rather live in OUR brains
they'd get to have sex and cuddles all the time there
waterofthemoon says (9:40 PM):
WOULD
celtic_cookie says (9:41 PM):
instead of peril and angst and people trying to steal kids.
and shit
waterofthemoon says (9:41 PM):
you know Jack and Ianto are like the schmoopiest EVER in private
celtic_cookie says (9:42 PM):
LOLLOLLOL
JACK CALLS IANTO RIDIC PET NAMES
waterofthemoon says (9:42 PM):
DOES
celtic_cookie says (9:42 PM):
LIKE SUGARPLUM
waterofthemoon says (9:42 PM):
BUTTERCREAM
celtic_cookie says (9:43 PM):
MON
'TITE
CHOUE
wow, spelling fail
but Ianto is like "you speak French?"
and Jack's like...
"Immortal?
All the time in the world?"
"HELLO?"
waterofthemoon says (9:44 PM):
ahahahaha YES
celtic_cookie says (9:48 PM):
OH OH OH, YOU KNOW OWEN WOULD BE LIKE, SCARED OF DONNA
He;d be on the wrong end of her tongue ONCE and be like
"...I'm sorry, WHAT?"
And she'd LIGHT into him
and make him apologize to whoever he was mean to
waterofthemoon says (9:49 PM):
WOULD
she would totally drag him around by his ear until he gave in
celtic_cookie says (9:49 PM):
"OW OW OW, GET OFF ME YOU COW."
"TELL TOSH YOU LIKE HER OUTFIT."
waterofthemoon says (9:51 PM):
YES
celtic_cookie says (9:51 PM):
LOL Jack might run TW on paper
but Ianto and Donna run it IRL
waterofthemoon says (9:18 PM):
you know who would get on brilliantly? Ianto and Donna.
celtic_cookie says (9:18 PM):
WOULD
celtic_cookie says (9:19 PM):
Donna would motherhen him all around while Ianto just quietly and efficiently got shit done
waterofthemoon says (9:19 PM):
WOULD
celtic_cookie says (9:19 PM):
and he would smile his little smile at her when she was loud and brash and beautiful
And they would be the best BFFs ever
waterofthemoon says (9:20 PM):
wooooouuuulllld
and he would confide in her about Jack
and she would tease them ENDLESSLY
celtic_cookie says (9:20 PM):
And DOnna would call Jack a tosser and serve up ice cream and cuddles
waterofthemoon says (9:20 PM):
YES
celtic_cookie says (9:20 PM):
and Ianto would sigh and submit to the cuddles, as long as she buys the good ice cream
waterofthemoon says (9:21 PM):
omg yes
celtic_cookie says (9:21 PM):
And Jack would NOT UNDERSTAND their friendship, but would think it was brilliant anyway
He'd be like I DO NOT GET IT, BUT I'M GLAD YOU HAVE A FRIEND BB
waterofthemoon says (9:21 PM):
YES
and Donna could JOIN TORCHWOOD
she has experience
celtic_cookie says (9:21 PM):
OMFG SHE WOULD BE PERFECT
SUPERTEMP
waterofthemoon says (9:22 PM):
YUP
celtic_cookie says (9:22 PM):
SHE WOULD HELP WITH THE ARCHIVES AND INFILTRATE SHADY BUSINESSES AND SHIT
waterofthemoon says (9:22 PM):
she and Ianto would like, run the world and everyone else is like WHAT?
celtic_cookie says (9:22 PM):
"Supertemp and the tea boy. Running the world."
- Owen
waterofthemoon says (9:22 PM):
YUP
celtic_cookie says (9:23 PM):
and Gwen's like "Well, do YOU have any clue how to get things done without them?"
...."No."
waterofthemoon says (9:23 PM):
and Jack is just so pleased and proud of them
celtic_cookie says (9:23 PM):
He folds his arms and smiles in that way he does where you can see where his crow's feet would be if he was ever gonna get 'em
celtic_cookie says (9:24 PM):
and Donna would totally invite Tosh out with them
waterofthemoon says (9:24 PM):
WOULD
celtic_cookie says (9:24 PM):
Not Owen. She doesn't really like Owen very much.
Mostly because he's mean
and Donna doesn't really get mean
Mean is stupid
waterofthemoon says (9:24 PM):
yes
celtic_cookie says (9:25 PM):
DOnna and Tosh and Ianto would totally sit around in the Hub and watch old movies and throw popcorn at Mwyfny
celtic_cookie says (9:26 PM):
and when Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire started dancing, Donna would try to make Ianto teach her how
waterofthemoon says (9:26 PM):
omg can there be incidental femmeslash?
celtic_cookie says (9:26 PM):
and Ianto would be like "WHY do you assume I know how to dance?"
OMG CAN
waterofthemoon says (9:26 PM):
YAY
celtic_cookie says (9:27 PM):
Because Torchwood turns everyone bi
EVERYONE
waterofthemoon says (9:27 PM):
and yes. Ianto teaches Donna to dance and then Jack finds them and starts dancing with Tosh
DOES
celtic_cookie says (9:27 PM):
LOL YES
I didn't get to the part where DOnna's like "Well you CAN can't you?"
And Ianto's like ....."yes."
waterofthemoon says (9:27 PM):
hahahahahaha
celtic_cookie says (9:29 PM):
And then Martha shows up, like she does
just for a few eps
but you know Donna is all pleased
Donna likes Martha
waterofthemoon says (9:29 PM):
totally
and Martha and Owen can do their snarky thing
celtic_cookie says (9:30 PM):
OMG YES
waterofthemoon says (9:30 PM):
....oh and sometimes there are aliens
XD
celtic_cookie says (9:30 PM):
occaisional weevil every now and then
waterofthemoon says (9:30 PM):
yes
celtic_cookie says (9:30 PM):
And Gwen still marries Rhys
waterofthemoon says (9:31 PM):
of course
celtic_cookie says (9:31 PM):
and Ianto is still the Wedding Fairy
waterofthemoon says (9:31 PM):
IS
and Donna helps him and everyone else pretty much steers clear of them and their clipboards of doom
celtic_cookie says (9:31 PM):
Because shit if I don't love Gwen/Rhys
YES CLIPBOARDS OF DOOOOOM
celtic_cookie says (9:32 PM):
OMG AND DONNA TOTALLY GIVESS GWEN A PEP TALK HALFWAY THROUGH
SHE'S LIKE "NOTHING CAN BE AS BAD AS MY WEDDING DAY I PROMISE"
waterofthemoon says (9:32 PM):
YESSSSS
celtic_cookie says (9:32 PM):
"Well...how did it end?"
celtic_cookie says (9:33 PM):
"Um....I traveled with the Doctor and came to Torchwood. happily ever after. That's how it ended. Don't worry about the part where my fiance got eaten by giant spiders"
waterofthemoon says (9:33 PM):
hahahahaha
YES
celtic_cookie says (9:33 PM):
"He was an idiot anyway"
waterofthemoon says (9:33 PM):
....I kind of want Jack/Ianto/Donna now
it just happens the one time
celtic_cookie says (9:33 PM):
OMFG TOO MUCH BOSSY IN ONE BED LOL
waterofthemoon says (9:33 PM):
FOR SRS
it would be epic
celtic_cookie says (9:34 PM):
WOULD
Ianto would NOT know what to do with himself
That has to happen really early
and THEN Donna and Ianto become BFF
waterofthemoon says (9:34 PM):
yes
totally
celtic_cookie says (9:36 PM):
OMG I LOVE US SO MUCH SARA
I LOVE ~YOU~
waterofthemoon says (9:38 PM):
I LOVE YOU TOO
celtic_cookie says (9:39 PM):
WE'RE THE BEST, YOU KNOW
THE VERY BEST
waterofthemoon says (9:39 PM):
WE ARE
celtic_cookie says (9:39 PM):
*flails*
waterofthemoon says (9:40 PM):
THESE CHARACTERS
idek
*flails with you*
celtic_cookie says (9:40 PM):
IKR?!?! OMG
You know they would rather live in OUR brains
they'd get to have sex and cuddles all the time there
waterofthemoon says (9:40 PM):
WOULD
celtic_cookie says (9:41 PM):
instead of peril and angst and people trying to steal kids.
and shit
waterofthemoon says (9:41 PM):
you know Jack and Ianto are like the schmoopiest EVER in private
celtic_cookie says (9:42 PM):
LOLLOLLOL
JACK CALLS IANTO RIDIC PET NAMES
waterofthemoon says (9:42 PM):
DOES
celtic_cookie says (9:42 PM):
LIKE SUGARPLUM
waterofthemoon says (9:42 PM):
BUTTERCREAM
celtic_cookie says (9:43 PM):
MON
'TITE
CHOUE
wow, spelling fail
but Ianto is like "you speak French?"
and Jack's like...
"Immortal?
All the time in the world?"
"HELLO?"
waterofthemoon says (9:44 PM):
ahahahaha YES
celtic_cookie says (9:48 PM):
OH OH OH, YOU KNOW OWEN WOULD BE LIKE, SCARED OF DONNA
He;d be on the wrong end of her tongue ONCE and be like
"...I'm sorry, WHAT?"
And she'd LIGHT into him
and make him apologize to whoever he was mean to
waterofthemoon says (9:49 PM):
WOULD
she would totally drag him around by his ear until he gave in
celtic_cookie says (9:49 PM):
"OW OW OW, GET OFF ME YOU COW."
"TELL TOSH YOU LIKE HER OUTFIT."
waterofthemoon says (9:51 PM):
YES
celtic_cookie says (9:51 PM):
LOL Jack might run TW on paper
but Ianto and Donna run it IRL