OH BOYS.
According to the new TV Guide, Chad Michael Murray is writing and directing an episode of One Tree Hill this season. YES I KNOW. XDDD
This spawned J2 chat fic that somehow turned into Jensen/Chad. *hands* You guys totally WISH you were in our chat, mmhm. :P
ashley says (8:32 PM): Jensen's still laughing at Chad writing and directing.
waterofthemoon says (8:32 PM): hahahaha, I know!
ashley says (8:34 PM): He pretended to ask Eric if he and Jared could do it with Spn. And Eric just LOOKED at him.
waterofthemoon says (8:34 PM): XD
clex_monkie89 says (8:35 PM): XD
waterofthemoon says (8:35 PM): best episode EVER.
ashley says (8:35 PM): Eric was like, "No. We couldn't air that and it wouldn't even end up with a plot
waterofthemoon says (8:35 PM): XD
ashley says (8:38 PM): Eric is like, "There would 15 minutes of Sam riping his pants, 5 of bad singing and dancing that was even worse. Then there would be some fart jokes and Sam would kill Dean. Know your place."
clex_monkie89 says (8:38 PM): XD
waterofthemoon says (8:39 PM): you left out the part where Sam would try to make out with Dean
clex_monkie89 says (8:39 PM): That happen in the normal eps.
clex_monkie89 says (8:39 PM): It just gets cut is all.
waterofthemoon says (8:39 PM): XD
ashley says (8:39 PM): oh yeah. but that would be an accident. And then he'd hump dean's leg
waterofthemoon says (8:39 PM): totally
ashley says (8:40 PM): And Jared's all, "But Chad gets to do it!" And Eric is like, "Have you ever watched that show? It already looks like Chad writes it."
waterofthemoon says (8:40 PM): hahahahaha
clex_monkie89 says (8:40 PM): XD
ashley says (8:40 PM): And Jensen's like, "Well, yeah. That's kind of true."
ashley says (8:40 PM): And Jared goes, "Dude? You've actually watched it?"
clex_monkie89 says (8:41 PM): XD
clex_monkie89 says (8:41 PM): "You have to watch if you're going to mock. Otherwise you can't inflict maximum damage."
ashley says (8:41 PM): "Whatever. You think Chad's hot, don't you? I knew it!"
ashley says (8:42 PM): And during this, Eric runs away
clex_monkie89 says (8:42 PM): XD
waterofthemoon says (8:43 PM): someone should write this
clex_monkie89 says (8:43 PM): Not it!
clex_monkie89 says (8:43 PM): I nominate Ashley!
clex_monkie89 says (8:43 PM): Those in favor say, "aye."
waterofthemoon says (8:43 PM): aye!
ashley says (8:43 PM): what?
ashley says (8:43 PM): shit
waterofthemoon says (8:43 PM): XD
clex_monkie89 says (8:44 PM): Two to nothing, you're writing it.
clex_monkie89 says (8:44 PM): :D
ashley says (8:44 PM): dude. i so don't have time
clex_monkie89 says (8:44 PM): So?
waterofthemoon says (8:44 PM): it doesn't have to be long
clex_monkie89 says (8:44 PM): :P
ashley says (8:45 PM): whatever. i just wrote it
waterofthemoon says (8:45 PM): :P
ashley says (8:45 PM): And Jensen and Jared aren't really together in the verse.
ashley says (8:45 PM): Jensen admits he thinks Chad is hot
ashley says (8:46 PM): Jared's all, "Really? I don't know if that's okay. He's kind of an ass and you're kind of old."
waterofthemoon says (8:46 PM): it's a verse now? I was thinking like, 1000 words.
ashley says (8:46 PM): And Jensen all :(
waterofthemoon says (8:46 PM): XD
waterofthemoon says (8:46 PM): *pets Jensen*
ashley says (8:46 PM): And Jared's like, "Well, maybe he fails because he's gay."
clex_monkie89 says (8:46 PM): It's Ashley.
clex_monkie89 says (8:46 PM): Of COURSE it's a verse.
ashley says (8:46 PM): And then he corners Chad.
ashley says (8:46 PM): it was about to say that
clex_monkie89 says (8:46 PM): rei_c writes short fic than Ashley.
waterofthemoon says (8:47 PM): XD
ashley says (8:47 PM): And Chads all like, "I thought you were never going to figure it out. I pay Kenzie $100 bucks a week to be my beard."
waterofthemoon says (8:48 PM): XD
ashley says (8:48 PM): And then Jared's all, "So do you think Jensen's hot?"
clex_monkie89 says (8:48 PM): XD
clex_monkie89 says (8:48 PM): A hundred bucks a week?
clex_monkie89 says (8:48 PM): Talk about a children's sweat shop.
ashley says (8:48 PM): And Chad is like, "Everyone thinks Jensen's gay."
ashley says (8:48 PM): Dude, why do you think he had to fire sophia. Kenzie was way cheaper because she wanted the fame.
clex_monkie89 says (8:49 PM): XD
waterofthemoon says (8:49 PM): totally
ashley says (8:49 PM): Anyways. Chad's all, "Even lesbians think Jensen's hot, that's not a good judge.
waterofthemoon says (8:49 PM): XD
ashley says (8:49 PM): Because you know, Chad thinks Jensen thinks he's stupid face.
clex_monkie89 says (8:50 PM): It doesn't help that he kind of DOES think that.
ashley says (8:51 PM): yeah
ashley says (8:51 PM): And Jared's all, "So like, are you really an ass when you're dating guys?"
ashley says (8:51 PM): And Chad's all, *shrug* "I haven't liked that many guys. I'm really not an ass with guys I really like,"
ashley says (8:52 PM): and he's all :(
ashley says (8:52 PM): And Jared's like, "OMG YOU HAD A THING FOR ME"
waterofthemoon says (8:52 PM): awwwww, Chad
clex_monkie89 says (8:52 PM): Aw.
waterofthemoon says (8:52 PM): <333
ashley says (8:52 PM): And Chad's like, :$ [note: is blushing face in MSN]
clex_monkie89 says (8:52 PM): Since Jared was kind of a puppy back then does that make it bestiality?
ashley says (8:52 PM): So then Jared's like, "Um. Sorry dude, I don't like you like that."
ashley says (8:52 PM): haha. no!
waterofthemoon says (8:52 PM): he totally did, btw. there are all those pics from HoW era where he's clearly smitten with Jared.
clex_monkie89 says (8:53 PM): He pouted cause Jared wouldn't go out with them and stayed home to SLEEP.
clex_monkie89 says (8:53 PM): And, also, said he's bad at the reach-around.
ashley says (8:53 PM): And Chad's like, "I know. That's why I never said anything. Just leave it alone."
ashley says (8:53 PM): haha. yes.
clex_monkie89 says (8:53 PM): ...Which implies that he bottoms, come to think of it.
ashley says (8:53 PM): haha
ashley says (8:54 PM): And Chad's all pouty.
clex_monkie89 says (8:54 PM): Which is not why big, manly straight boys tend to imply when they make gay jokes.
ashley says (8:54 PM): And Jared really doesn't know what to say
ashley says (8:54 PM): So he's like "Jensen thinks you're hot."
ashley says (8:54 PM): And Chad's all, "Haha. Very funny Jared. Go away asshole."
ashley says (8:55 PM): And Jared can't convience him.
ashley says (8:55 PM): So he goes home and he's all, "Jensen you should ask out Chad. He thinks you're hot."
ashley says (8:55 PM): And Jensen's like, "Chad's stupid....really?"
ashley says (8:56 PM): And so he calls Chad. And Chad calls Jared all "OMG I HAVE A DATE WITH JENSEN! WHAT DO I WEAR?"
ashley says (8:56 PM): And Jared's "It doesn't matter. Jensen can't dress himself anyway."
waterofthemoon says (8:57 PM): XD
clex_monkie89 says (8:57 PM): XD
clex_monkie89 says (8:57 PM): Jared could be a good Jewish mother in another life.
ashley says (8:57 PM): And they go out. And have some sex because whatever, they want to and they are both hot."
clex_monkie89 says (8:58 PM): Random quotation mark of errant doom?
ashley says (8:58 PM): yeah. sorrry
ashley says (8:58 PM): And then they actually talk some. Because long distance, what else can they do. And Jensen's like, "Chad's less of a stupid face than I though. I think it's because he's not trying to be straight."
waterofthemoon says (8:58 PM): <3
ashley says (8:59 PM): And they fall in love and fight over who gets to have Jared as a best man.
clex_monkie89 says (8:59 PM): XD
waterofthemoon says (8:59 PM): hahahaha
ashley says (8:59 PM): Jensen wins. But Chad's okay with that because Jensen blows him.
waterofthemoon says (8:59 PM): XD
ashley says (8:59 PM): Though they do have issues at times because they are both bottoms.
clex_monkie89 says (8:59 PM): Oh, Ashley?
clex_monkie89 says (8:59 PM): http://chash.livejournal.com/tag/fic:+when+you+care+enough+to+hit+send
ashley says (9:00 PM): They have to take turns
clex_monkie89 says (9:00 PM): That's a good fic.
ashley says (9:00 PM): And they live happily ever after.
waterofthemoon says (9:00 PM): <3
clex_monkie89 says (9:00 PM): It's college fic, but nothing like yours, and there's, like, 0.000000000001% angst in it.
ashley says (9:00 PM): And Chad writes a movie about.
ashley says (9:00 PM): THE END
ashley says (9:00 PM): A fic by Chad
waterofthemoon says (9:01 PM): :D
clex_monkie89 says (9:01 PM): XD
waterofthemoon says (9:01 PM): I am saving that for Steve when she comes on
waterofthemoon says (9:01 PM): she's a whore for Jensen/Chad
clex_monkie89 says (9:01 PM): Is!
clex_monkie89 says (9:02 PM): Puppies are the only thing that could make that better for her.
clex_monkie89 says (9:02 PM): And Jared/Steve.
ashley says (9:02 PM): Jared buys them a puppy for their wedding
clex_monkie89 says (9:02 PM): XD
waterofthemoon says (9:02 PM): :D
ashley says (9:03 PM): See what happens when you ask me to write that shit
waterofthemoon says (9:03 PM): :P
clex_monkie89 says (9:03 PM): Now you should post it.
clex_monkie89 says (9:03 PM): Just like that.
clex_monkie89 says (9:03 PM): :D
ashley says (9:03 PM): haha. You can if you want
clex_monkie89 says (9:03 PM): Sara, do it!
waterofthemoon says (9:03 PM): okay
clex_monkie89 says (9:04 PM): Don't forget to crosspost.
ALSO! Everyone has seen all the new J2 pics from the thing yesterday, yes? Homg, booooyyyyssss. SO MUCH STUPID LOVE. ♥♥♥
This spawned J2 chat fic that somehow turned into Jensen/Chad. *hands* You guys totally WISH you were in our chat, mmhm. :P
ashley says (8:32 PM): Jensen's still laughing at Chad writing and directing.
waterofthemoon says (8:32 PM): hahahaha, I know!
ashley says (8:34 PM): He pretended to ask Eric if he and Jared could do it with Spn. And Eric just LOOKED at him.
waterofthemoon says (8:34 PM): XD
clex_monkie89 says (8:35 PM): XD
waterofthemoon says (8:35 PM): best episode EVER.
ashley says (8:35 PM): Eric was like, "No. We couldn't air that and it wouldn't even end up with a plot
waterofthemoon says (8:35 PM): XD
ashley says (8:38 PM): Eric is like, "There would 15 minutes of Sam riping his pants, 5 of bad singing and dancing that was even worse. Then there would be some fart jokes and Sam would kill Dean. Know your place."
clex_monkie89 says (8:38 PM): XD
waterofthemoon says (8:39 PM): you left out the part where Sam would try to make out with Dean
clex_monkie89 says (8:39 PM): That happen in the normal eps.
clex_monkie89 says (8:39 PM): It just gets cut is all.
waterofthemoon says (8:39 PM): XD
ashley says (8:39 PM): oh yeah. but that would be an accident. And then he'd hump dean's leg
waterofthemoon says (8:39 PM): totally
ashley says (8:40 PM): And Jared's all, "But Chad gets to do it!" And Eric is like, "Have you ever watched that show? It already looks like Chad writes it."
waterofthemoon says (8:40 PM): hahahahaha
clex_monkie89 says (8:40 PM): XD
ashley says (8:40 PM): And Jensen's like, "Well, yeah. That's kind of true."
ashley says (8:40 PM): And Jared goes, "Dude? You've actually watched it?"
clex_monkie89 says (8:41 PM): XD
clex_monkie89 says (8:41 PM): "You have to watch if you're going to mock. Otherwise you can't inflict maximum damage."
ashley says (8:41 PM): "Whatever. You think Chad's hot, don't you? I knew it!"
ashley says (8:42 PM): And during this, Eric runs away
clex_monkie89 says (8:42 PM): XD
waterofthemoon says (8:43 PM): someone should write this
clex_monkie89 says (8:43 PM): Not it!
clex_monkie89 says (8:43 PM): I nominate Ashley!
clex_monkie89 says (8:43 PM): Those in favor say, "aye."
waterofthemoon says (8:43 PM): aye!
ashley says (8:43 PM): what?
ashley says (8:43 PM): shit
waterofthemoon says (8:43 PM): XD
clex_monkie89 says (8:44 PM): Two to nothing, you're writing it.
clex_monkie89 says (8:44 PM): :D
ashley says (8:44 PM): dude. i so don't have time
clex_monkie89 says (8:44 PM): So?
waterofthemoon says (8:44 PM): it doesn't have to be long
clex_monkie89 says (8:44 PM): :P
ashley says (8:45 PM): whatever. i just wrote it
waterofthemoon says (8:45 PM): :P
ashley says (8:45 PM): And Jensen and Jared aren't really together in the verse.
ashley says (8:45 PM): Jensen admits he thinks Chad is hot
ashley says (8:46 PM): Jared's all, "Really? I don't know if that's okay. He's kind of an ass and you're kind of old."
waterofthemoon says (8:46 PM): it's a verse now? I was thinking like, 1000 words.
ashley says (8:46 PM): And Jensen all :(
waterofthemoon says (8:46 PM): XD
waterofthemoon says (8:46 PM): *pets Jensen*
ashley says (8:46 PM): And Jared's like, "Well, maybe he fails because he's gay."
clex_monkie89 says (8:46 PM): It's Ashley.
clex_monkie89 says (8:46 PM): Of COURSE it's a verse.
ashley says (8:46 PM): And then he corners Chad.
ashley says (8:46 PM): it was about to say that
clex_monkie89 says (8:46 PM): rei_c writes short fic than Ashley.
waterofthemoon says (8:47 PM): XD
ashley says (8:47 PM): And Chads all like, "I thought you were never going to figure it out. I pay Kenzie $100 bucks a week to be my beard."
waterofthemoon says (8:48 PM): XD
ashley says (8:48 PM): And then Jared's all, "So do you think Jensen's hot?"
clex_monkie89 says (8:48 PM): XD
clex_monkie89 says (8:48 PM): A hundred bucks a week?
clex_monkie89 says (8:48 PM): Talk about a children's sweat shop.
ashley says (8:48 PM): And Chad is like, "Everyone thinks Jensen's gay."
ashley says (8:48 PM): Dude, why do you think he had to fire sophia. Kenzie was way cheaper because she wanted the fame.
clex_monkie89 says (8:49 PM): XD
waterofthemoon says (8:49 PM): totally
ashley says (8:49 PM): Anyways. Chad's all, "Even lesbians think Jensen's hot, that's not a good judge.
waterofthemoon says (8:49 PM): XD
ashley says (8:49 PM): Because you know, Chad thinks Jensen thinks he's stupid face.
clex_monkie89 says (8:50 PM): It doesn't help that he kind of DOES think that.
ashley says (8:51 PM): yeah
ashley says (8:51 PM): And Jared's all, "So like, are you really an ass when you're dating guys?"
ashley says (8:51 PM): And Chad's all, *shrug* "I haven't liked that many guys. I'm really not an ass with guys I really like,"
ashley says (8:52 PM): and he's all :(
ashley says (8:52 PM): And Jared's like, "OMG YOU HAD A THING FOR ME"
waterofthemoon says (8:52 PM): awwwww, Chad
clex_monkie89 says (8:52 PM): Aw.
waterofthemoon says (8:52 PM): <333
ashley says (8:52 PM): And Chad's like, :$ [note: is blushing face in MSN]
clex_monkie89 says (8:52 PM): Since Jared was kind of a puppy back then does that make it bestiality?
ashley says (8:52 PM): So then Jared's like, "Um. Sorry dude, I don't like you like that."
ashley says (8:52 PM): haha. no!
waterofthemoon says (8:52 PM): he totally did, btw. there are all those pics from HoW era where he's clearly smitten with Jared.
clex_monkie89 says (8:53 PM): He pouted cause Jared wouldn't go out with them and stayed home to SLEEP.
clex_monkie89 says (8:53 PM): And, also, said he's bad at the reach-around.
ashley says (8:53 PM): And Chad's like, "I know. That's why I never said anything. Just leave it alone."
ashley says (8:53 PM): haha. yes.
clex_monkie89 says (8:53 PM): ...Which implies that he bottoms, come to think of it.
ashley says (8:53 PM): haha
ashley says (8:54 PM): And Chad's all pouty.
clex_monkie89 says (8:54 PM): Which is not why big, manly straight boys tend to imply when they make gay jokes.
ashley says (8:54 PM): And Jared really doesn't know what to say
ashley says (8:54 PM): So he's like "Jensen thinks you're hot."
ashley says (8:54 PM): And Chad's all, "Haha. Very funny Jared. Go away asshole."
ashley says (8:55 PM): And Jared can't convience him.
ashley says (8:55 PM): So he goes home and he's all, "Jensen you should ask out Chad. He thinks you're hot."
ashley says (8:55 PM): And Jensen's like, "Chad's stupid....really?"
ashley says (8:56 PM): And so he calls Chad. And Chad calls Jared all "OMG I HAVE A DATE WITH JENSEN! WHAT DO I WEAR?"
ashley says (8:56 PM): And Jared's "It doesn't matter. Jensen can't dress himself anyway."
waterofthemoon says (8:57 PM): XD
clex_monkie89 says (8:57 PM): XD
clex_monkie89 says (8:57 PM): Jared could be a good Jewish mother in another life.
ashley says (8:57 PM): And they go out. And have some sex because whatever, they want to and they are both hot."
clex_monkie89 says (8:58 PM): Random quotation mark of errant doom?
ashley says (8:58 PM): yeah. sorrry
ashley says (8:58 PM): And then they actually talk some. Because long distance, what else can they do. And Jensen's like, "Chad's less of a stupid face than I though. I think it's because he's not trying to be straight."
waterofthemoon says (8:58 PM): <3
ashley says (8:59 PM): And they fall in love and fight over who gets to have Jared as a best man.
clex_monkie89 says (8:59 PM): XD
waterofthemoon says (8:59 PM): hahahaha
ashley says (8:59 PM): Jensen wins. But Chad's okay with that because Jensen blows him.
waterofthemoon says (8:59 PM): XD
ashley says (8:59 PM): Though they do have issues at times because they are both bottoms.
clex_monkie89 says (8:59 PM): Oh, Ashley?
clex_monkie89 says (8:59 PM): http://chash.livejournal.com/tag/fic:+when+you+care+enough+to+hit+send
ashley says (9:00 PM): They have to take turns
clex_monkie89 says (9:00 PM): That's a good fic.
ashley says (9:00 PM): And they live happily ever after.
waterofthemoon says (9:00 PM): <3
clex_monkie89 says (9:00 PM): It's college fic, but nothing like yours, and there's, like, 0.000000000001% angst in it.
ashley says (9:00 PM): And Chad writes a movie about.
ashley says (9:00 PM): THE END
ashley says (9:00 PM): A fic by Chad
waterofthemoon says (9:01 PM): :D
clex_monkie89 says (9:01 PM): XD
waterofthemoon says (9:01 PM): I am saving that for Steve when she comes on
waterofthemoon says (9:01 PM): she's a whore for Jensen/Chad
clex_monkie89 says (9:01 PM): Is!
clex_monkie89 says (9:02 PM): Puppies are the only thing that could make that better for her.
clex_monkie89 says (9:02 PM): And Jared/Steve.
ashley says (9:02 PM): Jared buys them a puppy for their wedding
clex_monkie89 says (9:02 PM): XD
waterofthemoon says (9:02 PM): :D
ashley says (9:03 PM): See what happens when you ask me to write that shit
waterofthemoon says (9:03 PM): :P
clex_monkie89 says (9:03 PM): Now you should post it.
clex_monkie89 says (9:03 PM): Just like that.
clex_monkie89 says (9:03 PM): :D
ashley says (9:03 PM): haha. You can if you want
clex_monkie89 says (9:03 PM): Sara, do it!
waterofthemoon says (9:03 PM): okay
clex_monkie89 says (9:04 PM): Don't forget to crosspost.
ALSO! Everyone has seen all the new J2 pics from the thing yesterday, yes? Homg, booooyyyyssss. SO MUCH STUPID LOVE. ♥♥♥