AWwwWwww Yeah!
So its update time. This weekend was a blast! I went to Grand Valley to visit my best friend Tina on her 19th birthday. We surprised her with not only me, but Aj, Megan, Sean and Stevie too. We all went out to dinner Friday night with her brother, Jeremy and her roommate Rikki at Pizza Hut. Oh my Lord you should have seen the freaks that inhabit farm land. This albino family strolled in and very pale/albino people freak me out. The one daughter was like 12 and had an American Girl doll and she was turned all the way around in her seat to stare at our table as we were eating. It was fucking WEIRD! We went back to Tinas dorm and drank a whole lot then went to a couple parties, smoked a little and then went back to the dorm. At this point in time Aj was totally annoying the living shit out of me and I just needed to get away. Me and Tina were eating some Penis Birthday cake when Aj comes in and slams his hand into it grabbing a handful and some candles. Oh My it was funny! Me, Megan and Sean were laying together and having some fun with our phones and then I just crashed with Stevie in the heat of Tinas bed. For some reason I woke everybody up at 6am after I went pee and we made fun of people for an hour and then went back to bed. Saturday we went to Taco Bell and Big Lots and some crazy Lesbo almost hit us with her truck. Jeremy, Seans friend came up and we laid around all day watching America's Next Top Model. GO EVA! Me and Sean decided we are baby dinosaur brother and sister and my name is Duckie and he is Little Foot. Crazy Fool! After everyone got ready we went out to dinner at Perkins. I met Tina's future roommates and they are so fun. After dinner we started drinking. Everyone drank A LOT this time, well from what I observed and then we went to some house party. It was strange at first cause the people weren't too friendly but we made our own fun and danced in the living room for 2 hours. Then we went back and I passed out with Stevie again while everyone else shook it and caused trouble with Tina running around with no top. We came back Sunday afternoon and the whole car ride home me and Sean were crazy and dancing. Here are some quotes from the weekend.
"Come to MAMA!" EwwwWwWwww Sick
"Baby Dinosaurs!"
"Hello?" "OOOOOHHHHHHHH" "What the Fuck was that?"
"FAT CUNT!"
"Excuse us Sorry" "No your not" "Move it fucking Midget"
"Baby Frankenstein!!!"
Alright thats it. I have 2 more classes, my Oral German Midterm and my Written German Midterm and I'm HOME FREE BITCHES! I want to play in the snow when I go home and go thrift store shopping.
Any Takers?
"Come to MAMA!" EwwwWwWwww Sick
"Baby Dinosaurs!"
"Hello?" "OOOOOHHHHHHHH" "What the Fuck was that?"
"FAT CUNT!"
"Excuse us Sorry" "No your not" "Move it fucking Midget"
"Baby Frankenstein!!!"
Alright thats it. I have 2 more classes, my Oral German Midterm and my Written German Midterm and I'm HOME FREE BITCHES! I want to play in the snow when I go home and go thrift store shopping.
Any Takers?