totally random rant/tmi

Nov 05, 2007 09:24

I would so much rather smell shit than the nasty ass fragrance my roommates spray every fucking time they use the bathroom. Not only does it smell like death, but it's like some PTSD trigger that makes me flash back to all the nasty smells I've ever smelled in my entire life! And it coats everything with its sickening stench! And hey guess what, it's killing the earth.
I'm seriously tempted to kidnap the bottle and throw it far far away so I can never smell it again, but it would probably just come back and haunt me. It's that evil.

Sidenote: What's so wrong with a bathroom smelling like a bathroom? It's not like it's a port-o-potty, it'll get aired out eventually. So what's wrong with a few minutes of odor? It's not like I can smell their shit from inside my room like I can with that nasty air freshener.

I will never understand air fresheners. The air is fresh, any thing you spray into it makes it not fresh, k?

ps
Halloween was awesome. I was French, I carried a baguette around all evening. No one cared because Mark was half-naked and Scott and James had boobs. No fair.

bathroom stuff, poop, halloween, tmi, rant

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