Just keep breathing ...
Last Friday I bought a 47 inch flatscreen tv. Rog wanted me to get one for awhile now and we figured with the stimulus check it was a good purchase/good time to do it.
This Wednesday Roxi decided she wanted to take herself on a walk and ran away. I walked around all the places she usually goes and shook the food container and still no luck. I drove up and down the streets on either side of ours and nothing. I left my house around 7:15am to go to work. At about 10:15am I came back just to see if she was running around anywhere or on the porch. As I got out of my car the old biddie who lives across the street informs me that both of my dogs were running around outside .. I insist that she's wrong and go inside to confirm that Oscar is still locked in the kitchen. I go in the kitchen and our back door is wide open. Fuck. Now I realize I have to find 2 dogs and call work to tell them I'm going to be longer than expected. I hear Oscar outside so head out to get him and the old biddie tells me I better check my house because I told her the back door was open. I go back in the house and realize .. holy shit ... the tv is gone. I freak out while on the phone with work and they call the police for me and send one of the girls over to check on me. They thought I was going to hyperventilate and pass out of something. The cop comes, takes the report, basically telling me yea, you'll never see that tv again and you need to move ASAP. Meanwhile, Roxi is found sitting on someone's porch so I go get her. I went back to work because I still had work to do. When I came home I realized that they also took the brand new Nikon digital camera that I bought for Rog and was going to send out as soon as his mom gave me the rest of his stuff. I spent that nite sleeping at my co-worker Michele's house and last nite I slept at Crystal and Evan's. I think I'm going to try to sleep here tonite, but if I get freaked I'm heading back to Crystal's.
Today when I was coming home from Crystal's I saw something laying in the road. I stopped my car and got out to see if it was a dollar and it turned out to be at $20 bill. I promptly picked it up and put it in my purse. I think it's better that I have it than the jackoff crack head/dealer that stole my tv and camera. So $1600 walked out of my house and $20 made its way back to me.
Is it 2009 yet??
This Wednesday Roxi decided she wanted to take herself on a walk and ran away. I walked around all the places she usually goes and shook the food container and still no luck. I drove up and down the streets on either side of ours and nothing. I left my house around 7:15am to go to work. At about 10:15am I came back just to see if she was running around anywhere or on the porch. As I got out of my car the old biddie who lives across the street informs me that both of my dogs were running around outside .. I insist that she's wrong and go inside to confirm that Oscar is still locked in the kitchen. I go in the kitchen and our back door is wide open. Fuck. Now I realize I have to find 2 dogs and call work to tell them I'm going to be longer than expected. I hear Oscar outside so head out to get him and the old biddie tells me I better check my house because I told her the back door was open. I go back in the house and realize .. holy shit ... the tv is gone. I freak out while on the phone with work and they call the police for me and send one of the girls over to check on me. They thought I was going to hyperventilate and pass out of something. The cop comes, takes the report, basically telling me yea, you'll never see that tv again and you need to move ASAP. Meanwhile, Roxi is found sitting on someone's porch so I go get her. I went back to work because I still had work to do. When I came home I realized that they also took the brand new Nikon digital camera that I bought for Rog and was going to send out as soon as his mom gave me the rest of his stuff. I spent that nite sleeping at my co-worker Michele's house and last nite I slept at Crystal and Evan's. I think I'm going to try to sleep here tonite, but if I get freaked I'm heading back to Crystal's.
Today when I was coming home from Crystal's I saw something laying in the road. I stopped my car and got out to see if it was a dollar and it turned out to be at $20 bill. I promptly picked it up and put it in my purse. I think it's better that I have it than the jackoff crack head/dealer that stole my tv and camera. So $1600 walked out of my house and $20 made its way back to me.
Is it 2009 yet??