SU Teachers...
SU Teachers are weird...
Here are some quotes that I was able to get from them...
May we keep these words in heart forever. (Wipes an invisible tear and sighs...)
From the Math Department... we have Prof. Wilce:
"The function f(x)" is like saying the paper printed from the printer. It is UNPROFESSIONAL, UNGRAMMATICAL, INCORRECT, and PERILOUS TO YOUR SOULS. ...still knowing this... everybody says it and so will we." (Somebody's bitter, ne???)
"Some of you will remark that on top of your quizzes are brown spots. Its Choclate Milk shake." (Pause) "It happens sometimes."
"...Its kinda fun playing with iterates... but we'll leave that off for a later time."(As the class falls asleep for the next 1/2 hour because he's still playing with those iterates!!!!)
"Warning!"(Math teacher snickers and pauses as he writes the word WARNING on the board.) "Warning!" (Pause where all students think the teacher has gone insane.) "Since you're all laughing you must be thinking of the same thing I am." (???) "Lost in Space. So I won't say it again." (How much more random can you get while talking about functions and inverse notations??)
"Recall from over here... oh no! I erased it!"
The MOST COMMON OVERUSED SU Phrase.
"This is the bread and butter of this lesson..."
From the Biology Department, Prof Persons.
"If environment is constant- males are a waste of time."
(Please be aware that are professor is quite male himself...)
"You don't need a penis to be a male."
(no comments needed...)
"Its very complicated to be a slime mold and have sex."
(Again... no comments...)
...And that is all the quotes I have for this week. Please check for an update at a later time... Please god... don't let this SU insanity get to me... ORORORORORORORO... though I must admit they certainly make classes more entertaining. (Winks)...
Here are some quotes that I was able to get from them...
May we keep these words in heart forever. (Wipes an invisible tear and sighs...)
From the Math Department... we have Prof. Wilce:
"The function f(x)" is like saying the paper printed from the printer. It is UNPROFESSIONAL, UNGRAMMATICAL, INCORRECT, and PERILOUS TO YOUR SOULS. ...still knowing this... everybody says it and so will we." (Somebody's bitter, ne???)
"Some of you will remark that on top of your quizzes are brown spots. Its Choclate Milk shake." (Pause) "It happens sometimes."
"...Its kinda fun playing with iterates... but we'll leave that off for a later time."(As the class falls asleep for the next 1/2 hour because he's still playing with those iterates!!!!)
"Warning!"(Math teacher snickers and pauses as he writes the word WARNING on the board.) "Warning!" (Pause where all students think the teacher has gone insane.) "Since you're all laughing you must be thinking of the same thing I am." (???) "Lost in Space. So I won't say it again." (How much more random can you get while talking about functions and inverse notations??)
"Recall from over here... oh no! I erased it!"
The MOST COMMON OVERUSED SU Phrase.
"This is the bread and butter of this lesson..."
From the Biology Department, Prof Persons.
"If environment is constant- males are a waste of time."
(Please be aware that are professor is quite male himself...)
"You don't need a penis to be a male."
(no comments needed...)
"Its very complicated to be a slime mold and have sex."
(Again... no comments...)
...And that is all the quotes I have for this week. Please check for an update at a later time... Please god... don't let this SU insanity get to me... ORORORORORORORO... though I must admit they certainly make classes more entertaining. (Winks)...