Good morning, flist. Here's a little pre-breakfast reading, with the warning that some of it is as bad as the intro suggests. I'm guessing the last one in the list was actually trying for the distinction.
The bad sex factor: extracts from the prize shortlistStrictly for readers of a robust disposition, here are some of the passages highlighted for particular attention by the judges of the Literary Review's 2009 bad sex in fiction prize
Right. Now, tea.