How I Hate The Cruel Taunts Of Fate
Readers with a long memory or an ability to click this link will recall that I had a series of hilarious faux pas at a screening of Stephen Poliakoff's ho-hum drama "Capturing Mary".
Disappointingly, it now turns out that my fourth hilarious faux pas was not doing everything in my meagre power to chat up the girl sitting next to me, as it turns out she was not only in the film, she was also Gemma Arterton, the new bloody Bond girl.
I am retrospectively a fule.
Disappointingly, it now turns out that my fourth hilarious faux pas was not doing everything in my meagre power to chat up the girl sitting next to me, as it turns out she was not only in the film, she was also Gemma Arterton, the new bloody Bond girl.
I am retrospectively a fule.