Mar 07, 2006 10:43
OMG is
that dress ever uuuuuuuuuuuuuugly! Really. Remember that song by Fishbone? U-G-L-Y you ain't got no alibi, you're just ugly
U-G-L-Y but you never wonder why you're so ugly
U-G-L-Y you ain't got no alibi, you're just ugly
U-G-L-Y you ain't got no alibi, you're just ug, ugly ugly
Now, the woman, wearing the dress, Ms. Miller, she isn't ugly. By my stars and garters does that dress ever NOT WORK. Ah, yes. I've got it! The designer was trying to fight a creative block while battling monumental coffee addiction. They were so obsessed by the coffee goddness they couldn't have, they decided to force this women to arrive at the Oscars looking like an Andy Warhol Pop Art sack of coffee beans.
I've also finally seen Naomi Watt's dress. It looks like it should be on top of a parade float for Fall Cornhuskers Celebration. Really, the screwy thing is the color of dried corn husks. Heck it looks like they made the thing out of corn husks.
WTF people. Yes, I know that a lot of the time I dress like Rainbow Bright trying to be a Suicide Girl on acid. Yesterday, my stockings and my sunglasses EXACTLY MATCHED THE NEW COLOR OF MY HAIR. I did this without really thinking. I am not the poster girl of conventional and tasteful fashion. But I'd rather be dipped in tar, rolled in feathers, and run out of down on a rail then even dream of wearing some of what I've seen passing for Oscar fashions this year. Yikes.