"Oh, MOTHER of - I KNEW you'd ask me the hardest question ever! Couldn't you just ask me to solve quadratic equations or invent perpetual motion?!"
His hands go to his head as he tries to think on this heavy subject.
"Oak... oaks are might, birch - no, not birch - birch is white and flakey and nobody needs more dandruff in their lives... maple, you get tapped and hot environmental chicks suck out your sap, so that's good, but you might have smelly Ben & Jerry hippies doing it, too... pine, no, too Xmasy and I don't wanna wear tiaras. Maybe that little tree in the Charlie Brown Xmas... no, that's a sad sack life... Tree Rollins? No, third stringer at best."
"Bush, fern, cactus, joshua, Budweiser beer tree, hedge, henge, building a henge are we, that's a fantastic idea...Doubletree, Doublemint - ah! That's it! I'm whatever tree you have to be to get hot twins to giggle at you on roller skates... wait, do I WANT doubleDazzlers? Can't decide... can't decide! Brain aneurysm!"
He barrels over backwards in apparent pain, making a big ruckus with the chair.
Until he springs up and takes a bow.
"Thank you very much, I call that piece 'Agony Of De Feetz.'"
His hands go to his head as he tries to think on this heavy subject.
"Oak... oaks are might, birch - no, not birch - birch is white and flakey and nobody needs more dandruff in their lives... maple, you get tapped and hot environmental chicks suck out your sap, so that's good, but you might have smelly Ben & Jerry hippies doing it, too... pine, no, too Xmasy and I don't wanna wear tiaras. Maybe that little tree in the Charlie Brown Xmas... no, that's a sad sack life... Tree Rollins? No, third stringer at best."
"Bush, fern, cactus, joshua, Budweiser beer tree, hedge, henge, building a henge are we, that's a fantastic idea...Doubletree, Doublemint - ah! That's it! I'm whatever tree you have to be to get hot twins to giggle at you on roller skates... wait, do I WANT doubleDazzlers? Can't decide... can't decide! Brain aneurysm!"
He barrels over backwards in apparent pain, making a big ruckus with the chair.
Until he springs up and takes a bow.
"Thank you very much, I call that piece 'Agony Of De Feetz.'"
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