Someone's trying to blow up Zia's

[watchmelaugh]

University has been blocked off by police (with their bomb proof police tape) between Ash Ave. & Mill Ave for the last two hours because of  "a suspicious package."  One of the kids from HTC walked down the alley between Ash and Maple Ave., but was yelled at by a Tempe pig and made to turn back around,  he said though, that there's a suitcase over by Zia's that seems to be the source of the "emergency."  Will the bomb squad really blow up a suitcase full of transients underwear?  What were they afraid of the Al-Qaeda tighty whitey skid mark brigade?

If this is actually a bomb, consider this my final communique.  Be good to each other and stuff. Ha.