THIS IS AN EXAMPLE FOR GAR
So I get there and it's raining. It's not just a little bit raining. It's raining like there's no tomorrow and the reason that there's no tomorrow is because there's so much rain. God is having talks with certain trusted folks about how to fit a miniature zoo onto a yacht, if you get my drift.
Anyway I'm supposed to meet this guy. An informant. He has information about the location of the - you know - the thing. He picks the spot, little crappy coffee joint I'd never heard of and wish I never had. And it's two in the morning. You know what kind of crappy coffee you get at a crappy coffee joint at that time of the morning? No. Of course you don't. You were back at the hotel, happily asleep.
[I AM USING THE HR TO INDICATE A NEW TAG]
[Indy]
Well actually, I was...
[V]
Hold on, hold on, you'll get your turn. Anyway. I'm waiting. I read all of the paper, and then I read it again, and then I do the crossword and to tell the truth I'm not particularly fond of crosswords. I'm running out of things to do. There are only so many ways a woman can keep herself amused at a seedy coffee joint at that time of morning. Well. If she's trying not to draw attention to herself.
Next thing I know I'm on my ninth cup of truly evil coffee. I look at my watch. It's four.
My guy hasn't shown up. Something tells me that something kept him.
Something tells me it's not the weather.
Anyway I'm supposed to meet this guy. An informant. He has information about the location of the - you know - the thing. He picks the spot, little crappy coffee joint I'd never heard of and wish I never had. And it's two in the morning. You know what kind of crappy coffee you get at a crappy coffee joint at that time of the morning? No. Of course you don't. You were back at the hotel, happily asleep.
[I AM USING THE HR TO INDICATE A NEW TAG]
[Indy]
Well actually, I was...
[V]
Hold on, hold on, you'll get your turn. Anyway. I'm waiting. I read all of the paper, and then I read it again, and then I do the crossword and to tell the truth I'm not particularly fond of crosswords. I'm running out of things to do. There are only so many ways a woman can keep herself amused at a seedy coffee joint at that time of morning. Well. If she's trying not to draw attention to herself.
Next thing I know I'm on my ninth cup of truly evil coffee. I look at my watch. It's four.
My guy hasn't shown up. Something tells me that something kept him.
Something tells me it's not the weather.